Hey! What do you look like? Show us! v. XI EADDers only.

[Myshkin]

Cue lots of EADD men offering to help open windows for you...

 

[Ben So Furry]

^ Hahahaha spot on.

 

[Mental Kenny]

Kenny, get over it, please. There was no mention of race whatsoever. Nationality, maybe. We do this in EADD. Are anti-American jokes 'racist'? By your standards, yes.

Call me a Paddy Basque Yid if you like - unlike you, I'm not going to kick off about it in a desperate attempt to claw back some dignity because somebody's far, far wittier than you. That's pathetic.

Haven't you got a career to attend to? Chop-chop.

Wittier? You really think you're witty aren't you? You told me to fuck off twice in the same post, that's not being witty that's being aggressive, huge difference, being hostile, offensive and aggressive that's not witty. You're trying to provoke a reaction.

Claw back some dignity? What the hell are you talking about? It's you who should try to claw back some dignity as you so eloquently put it after passing off as an aggressive offensive tosser.

Also I don't know if you missed it but I said no grudges a few posts back as I don't want to derail this thread with this pathetic childish pissfest.

It's you who keep bringing the thing up, trying to bait me for a response.

As I sad, whatever, I'm over it, case closed.

 

[Myshkin]

As I sad, whatever, I'm over it

Evidently... :D

You really are a big girl's blouse. And I really am wittier than you. Live with it, honey.

 

[knock]

Yes, as one SamhainGrim used to say, moving on... what do you look like?

Ahem...

 

[Mental Kenny]

You really are a big girl's blouse.

Dude is there something wrong? What the fuck happened to you today? That's another offensive comment baiting for a reply. I said case closed.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Okay Kenny, here's some ammunition.

The quizzical / tense facial expression is due to my hatred of cameras and the fact it was taken by a work colleague in office hours, and so the pout and the sneer were out. Not the most flattering pic, but then I'm not the most flattering guy.

A certain Bluelighter will recognise the neckwear. Go on, do your worst.

NSFW:

Never mind the neckwear. Check out the gutties! What the fuck's going on there?

 

[swedger77]

"That jacket is a bit Danny"

 

[Pagey]

This the most un-junkie junkie i've seen, other than Pagey but Brimz has clocked a lot more usage in his years

To be fair I only post the good pictures. There are some junkie files somewhere but I don't much want to revisit them

Fairnymph you're gorgeous and so is your cat for that matter

Myshkin for some reason you make me think of Mick Jagger

 

[Ben So Furry]

Thanks Ben, it was heavenly feeling her soft belly fur. She's a very affectionate cat, actually spends about 1/3 of the time lying on top of me. I spend a lot of time in bed, most of it on my back, and she often lies on my chest right next to my face. She likes to stretch a paw out on my cheek/chin, never had a cat do that. If I lie on my stomach she lies on my back, or if I'm on my side she perches on my waist/hip. I've got tons of silly pics of her half-falling off me in various positions. :D And no, I didn't sedate her. No need.

I have bad wrists, and I'd run out of my arthritis meds and tweaked my left one quite badly, it's just a wrist brace though. Which I don't always wear like I should and thus I keep re-injuring it doing things like opening windows.

Never heard of that before from cats. How cute, I showed my little one it when she came in and she asked me why our two don't cuddle like that. My two don't do cuddling. They do sleep between our legs in bed though. Above the covers of course. Slightly annoying when you need to turn over. They don't like that. I'll take that over waking up and having one of them practically sleeping on my head though.

 

[curious_24]

Cherry, Bluelighter on the left of the picture is Effie?
The only picture of Effie I've ever seen was a hair-over-face shot and it looked just like the hair on your photo!

 

[eLW]

Where are the pictures? moar

 

[ponch]

Myshkin is a draughtsman or summat

 

[fairnymph]

Okay Kenny, here's some ammunition.

The quizzical / tense facial expression is due to my hatred of cameras and the fact it was taken by a work colleague in office hours, and so the pout and the sneer were out. Not the most flattering pic, but then I'm not the most flattering guy.

A certain Bluelighter will recognise the neckwear. Go on, do your worst.

NSFW:

I love the new haircut. Best look for you I've seen so far. Props for the scarf; wearing one demonstrates proper manly confidence. Do the piercings in your right ear match those in your left?

Me and a glacier. Mainly a glacier.

I wish I could see YOU better, but from what I CAN see, you appear to be quite fit. You're totally not what I'd imagined, not that I'd really had any particular mental image...The scenery is just gorgeous. Where is that?

 

[Treacle]

I really need to get a picture of me taken which I like. I'm still losing weight, so will get one taken soon.

Myshkin looks a bit like Ian Beal, as the photo from Swedger suggests. Only a bit, but I thought 'I've seen that face before'. I'm assuming that's the reason. I may call you Ian, from now on.

 

[smik2]

 

[Myshkin]

Myshkin for some reason you make me think of Mick Jagger

And you remind me of someone who's very skilful at saying something very complimentary to boost an ego that's obviously in need. Or 'buttering me up', to put it in more prosaic terms.

But thank you - Jagger is one of my icons. You want to see me dance. And with full-length hair. Then I actually do resemble him... only slightly though.

Never mind the neckwear. Check out the gutties! What the fuck's going on there?

It's called workwear, if you can remember what work is.

I don't mean that in a bitchy way, so don't throw a Kenny. I wish you'd get a fucking job, though. You were a million times wittier back then. Or rather more consistently so. Honestly, one of my mates thought you were a funny bloke. You still are, but there's this bitter edge that must come from frustration.

Sort it out pronto, so I can stop half-complimenting you and we can get back to slanging matches, eh?

Smik - Sorry, that just isn't happening.

If you're going to attempt to mock me, at least make an effort, eh? There are millions of pics on the internet that vaguely resemble me and would have been funny. That is not one of them.

It's actually more insulting because it isn't vaguely insulting. But I'd hazard a guess you're either fat, ugly, bitter or all three. Life's tough. I sympathise.


Treacle: Ian Beale? I expect better insults from you, at least. I'm disappointed.

I love the new haircut. Best look for you I've seen so far. Props for the scarf; wearing one demonstrates proper manly confidence. Do the piercings in your right ear match those in your left?

That's the subtlest spin on 'are you gay?' I've ever encountered. Possibly. But thank you.

That's several compliments in one post, plus the eternal gay speculation. Not bad really.

And you're not too shabby yourself, though you look like you don't eat enough. Which isn't unattractive, but it's dangerous. Look after yourself, yeah?

I predict more snidey digs from blokes next time I log on. It seems to be a recurring theme. I don't mind - but try to raise the bar, at least.

 

[Pagey]

And you remind me of someone who's very skilful at saying something very complimentary to boost an ego that's obviously in need. Or 'buttering me up', to put it in more prosaic terms.

But thank you - Jagger is one of my icons. You want to see me dance. And with full-length hair. Then I actually do resemble him... only slightly though.

Haha well I was just being honest but I'm glad you appreciated it then. And yes, I do indeed want to see that now. Videos needed please

 

[Myshkin]

Haha well I was just being honest but I'm glad you appreciated it then. And yes, I do indeed want to see that now. Videos needed please

You're good at this, aren't you?

Videos might be a hassle, but there are topless pics on this very site if you look around hard enough. Plus a picture of me as an adorable, androgynous 22-year-old. I wouldn't bother though.

This is going to lead to even more bitter posts in the morning, y'know? You'll have to compliment a male EADDer on his beer belly or his overbite to calm the backlash. They don't like it when I get any female attention, let alone the new attractive, intelligent, charming, confident mod on the block*. Even though it's nice to be nice, y'know?

Somebody will even respond to the ridiculous paragraph above. They just don't get it, some of 'em. I picture clenched fists and crusty boxer shorts and much hurling of the nearest malke consumer lifestyle item. Poor guys.

But once again, thanks. Genuinely.

* You do understand that's the best you're getting in public, right? I have a totally transparent image of cold indifference to maintain. As well as the one that pisses off the less-secure / attractive / interesting boys. Right? But thanks again.

 

[Chemical Samile]