Hey! What do you look like? Show us! v. XI EADDers only.

[Cornishman]

Aw that's a really nice pic. You do rock the Bradley Cooper beard well :D

Woot! Yeah. Danke.

Twas 'shaved' then too. But am growing a moar powerful beard as we speak.

 

[swampdragon]

Huh, not what I'd expected. In my mind you should look a lot more, er, Cornish.

 

[curious_24]

I thought the same. Was expecting a massively bearded pirate-type fellow.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Cornish in not aggressively Cornish enough shock.

 

[Shambles]

Cornish in not aggressively Cornish enough shock.

Vigorously fine post

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

gayorstraight I would like to do a sex wee inside you.

Just thought I should put that out there.

 

[gayorstraight]

gayorstraight I would like to do a sex wee inside you.

Just thought I should put that out there.

awww you're funny and romantic!




(I secretly a bit of sports of the water variety. Everyone should try it)



Unless sex wee means come then forget I said anything....

 

[ColtDan]

Lol

 

[monstanoodle]

gayorstraight I would like to do a sex wee inside you.

Just thought I should put that out there.

Unless sex wee means come then forget I said anything....

Lol

Hahahaaaahahaha!

Here's an old pic of me that I actually like (as I'm barely visible)...

NSFW:

 

[Pagey]

monstanoodle looks really handsome. Need more pics to determine please :D

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

awww you're funny and romantic!




(I secretly a bit of sports of the water variety. Everyone should try it)



Unless sex wee means come then forget I said anything....

I'm in love.

If only I was as good as this at endearing myself to girls in real life.

 

[monstanoodle]

monstanoodle looks really handsome. Need more pics to determine please :D

I don't agree at all, but flattery will get you everywhere ~
I think I've posted most, if not all, pics of myself in former versions of this thread, but here's another that I don't mind too much:

Me being a Wino....

 

[ColtDan]

Pagey and gayorstraight, very beautiful lovely ladys

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

If only I was as good as this at endearing myself to girls in real life.

you mean you havent had much luck with the sex wee line? some women just dont know a good thing when theyre accosted by it, do they?



id suggest we double team miss straight, tie her up, gag her, choose an end each, then mercilessly spit-roast her to within an inch of her life... however, i fear it would end in us red-raw, fleeing the scene with an irate gayorstraight in pursuit.. mocking our prowess, demanding we finish the job and shouting something along the lines of.. you call that sexual torture? i'll show you sexual torture

 

[gayorstraight]

you mean you havent had much luck with the sex wee line? some women just dont know a good thing when theyre accosted by it, do they?



id suggest we double team miss straight, tie her up, gag her, choose an end each, then mercilessly spit-roast her to within an inch of her life... however, i fear it would end in us red-raw, fleeing the scene with an irate gayorstraight in pursuit.. mocking our prowess, demanding we finish the job and shouting something along the lines of.. you call that sexual torture? i'll show you sexual torture

Fucking lol. You're best ever post. Ever.

 

[Ceres]

presumably the next part to that story is where you brutally fuck BHM in the ass with a 12" plastic cock

 

[gayorstraight]

How off topic can this thread get?

 

[RLP]

I'm ok with it. Carry on.

 

[ColtDan]

NSFW:

too late

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

presumably the next part to that story is where you brutally fuck BHM in the ass with a 12" plastic cock

to paraphrase a famous bearhunter... i dont have to be faster than an irate, giant-dildo-brandishing gayorstraight... simply outrunning omen marky-boy should be enough. brings a whole new meaning to the term saving your arse