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Hey! What do you look like? Show us! v. X

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Sunday morning skate with my kids.
 
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Me in The Gorbals at about 4:30am Saturday morning, after Subby & lots of eccies, carrying a dead pigeon haha. The two birds I was staying with were complaining it had been there in their communal front garden thing for a couple of weeks & no-one had moved it. They were too scared to even touch it. Manned up & dealt with it like a boss haha %)

Launched it in some other cunt's bin. Obviously waved it about a bit & pretended to throw it just to freak them out first.
 
You ain't gonna like this one lil bit, PTCH... But I can't help but think of Jay K when looking at that pic :D

OTW: Do you mostly converse with your kids in pictorial form? I'm guessing probably not but would be an intiguing experiment. Not sure child protection would agree, mind... Nice pic though.
 
parttime crackhead said:
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Me in The Gorbals at about 4:30am Saturday morning, after Subby & lots of eccies, carrying a dead pigeon haha. The two birds I was staying with were complaining it had been there in their communal front garden thing for a couple of weeks & no-one had moved it. They were too scared to even touch it. Manned up & dealt with it like a boss haha %)

Launched it in some other cunt's bin. Obviously waved it about a bit & pretended to throw it just to freak them out first.
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LOL, you're wearing fucking marigolds to to do the deed you pussy!
 
Shambles said:
You ain't gonna like this one lil bit, PTCH... But I can't help but think of Jay K when looking at that pic :D
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Had that one before lol. Got hit with the Johnny Depp thing nearly 10 times on Friday. Started off with a mad black dude shouting for spare change. Gave him a quid or so & he replies in an African type accent "Hey, thanks a lot Johnny Depp!" then continued from there every hour or so over the night with some random cunt informing me that I look like the guy. I think I need a new hat & different specs lol.


B&W - If that was a joke it's went right over my head lol. No clue what you mean.

Marmalade said:
LOL, you're wearing fucking marigolds to to do the deed you pussy!
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I was forced to!!!! My plan was just to get a carrier bag turned inside out & grab it like that. They wouldn't let me. Made me put the marigolds on, wouldn't let me touch a thing afterwards until after I'd washed my hands about 3 times (I wasn't even allowed to touch the plunger thing on the top of the soap haha).
 
You're crazy marmz if you'd pick up a decomposing pigeon with your bare hands.

When I was a kid we found a sick wild pigeon and took it home and put it in the bathroom. My dad rang a guy who kept racing pigeons to ask what we should do with it and he said just get it the fuck out of your house and away from your kids. Rife with diseases those minging things.
 
badandwicked said:
You're crazy marmz if you'd pick up a decomposing pigeon with your bare hands.

When I was a kid we found a sick wild pigeon and took it home and put it in the bathroom. My dad rang a guy who kept racing pigeons to ask what we should do with it and he said just get it the fuck out of your house and away from your kids. Rife with diseases those minging things.
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I know all this missus, but his post needs editing ...

he 'manned up and dealt with it like a boss (after putting me marigolds on) '

nite all .. really gone now .. <3
coooo coooo coooo


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A yellow gloved boss is still a fucking boss %)

At the time I would have picked it up with anything, I was fucking wasted & didn't think anything of it. I'm glad now that they made me wear the gloves, coz not only was it a manky dead pigeon, it was a 3 week old manky dead pigeon lol.

Funny how full ecto I could happily wave a decomposing pigeon about but if they'd put a bacon sandwich in front of me I'd probably have boked.
 
Shambles said:
OTW: Do you mostly converse with your kids in pictorial form? I'm guessing probably not but would be an intiguing experiment. Not sure child protection would agree, mind... Nice pic though.
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If I could use my growly daddy voice here on BL it would cause the background to turn black and the text to drop from your screen. Sometimes I just have to raise an eyebrow and whistle though my nose and they shit bricks.

parttime crackhead said:
. I think I need a new hat & different specs lol.
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Or more regular showers perhaps?
 
You can whistle through your nose?!? 8o8(<3

Also, there's a "Record Your Voice" thread knocking around EADD somewhere if ya fancy frightening the EuroKiddies and/or sending 'em to bed. Tried searching but can't find the blighter. Is there somewhere. Sure yer mad mod skillz can do the trick if required. G'wan, g'wan, g'wan. You know you want to :D
 
thanks shammy, I was just mucking about with this USB "microscope" I picked up today to help me with a bit of electronics repair, thought it would be interesting to get a close up of my eyeball. I was hoping for something a bit more spectacular, but I haven't yet worked out how to do the lighting properly without blinding myself. Got a few ideas though.

I've got a couple of pictures of the back of my throat too but they're revolting so I'll save that for another night when I'm feeling like upsetting someone.
 
So,
I have a friend who's a rather good painter, she painted this picture for me as she knows that I quite like Toucans...
(yes that's me riding the giant Toucan %))
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