Hey! What do you look like? Show us! v. X

[knock]

If he sees a foreign country, he can't help saying "I've been to a foreign country too!"

 

[Furious George]

Defo got a wee beer gut on the go but I'm under weight and skinny still.

That gut... it ain't made out of beer. It's adipose, or "fat" to the layman

Not that I have anything against fat people, they're often very bubbly, always laughing and so on

 

[TheSpade]

Not that I have anything against fat people, they're often very bubbly, always laughing and so o

Some are, just like some thin folk are but there's a lot of moody and angry fat folk out there too. The idea that fat people have better personalities than good looking people is just nonsense.

 

[Marmalade]

It was the pic being in Estoril in Portugal that started the whole Spade thing . Funny how things snowball like that ?

Are you outting yourself as a covert troublecauser?

 

[Furious George]

Some are, just like some thin folk are but there's a lot of moody and angry fat folk out there too. The idea that fat people have better personalities than good looking people is just nonsense.

I was just trotting out a cliche Spade, I know it's not an accurate stereotype. I had put a after it, but edited it out. Having used one in the sentence above it a second just looked weird, like I was trying to wink at you in a seductive way or something. Which I'm not.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Thanks for counting. The Spade N Crackhead bromance is on!

Oh, I've not been counting. It must be well into the 100s now & it stopped being funny a long time ago tbh.

"Haha, you've ginger hair" brilliant mate, just brilliant.

 

[badandwicked]

I like watching fat people dance, especially if they can move. Is that wrong?

 

[mattnotrik]

The witch-hunt of spade now is on par with the same boringness of mugzs posts, as you were.

 

[parttime crackhead]

LOL at ParttimeWhiteKnight™

Fuck. Am I subconsciously trying to fire into Spade over the internet? Haha. Time to turn the computer off for a bit & re-evaluate life.

 

[TheSpade]

I told you already you're not getting your hole PTCH.

 

[parttime crackhead]

I told you already you're not getting your hole PTCH.

"I've been told no before but it was more like NO! NOOOO! NO!"

You'll get pumped wee sacks, whether you like it or not.

 

[ponch]

has b&w uploaded a photo to prove shes not one of those sluts with nuts types you see gallivanting around thailand and brazil yet?

 

[Furious George]

The witch-hunt of spade now is on par with the same boringness of mugzs posts, as you were.

QFT as they say on the internetz, bored to fuck of both.

Folk acting as internet sleuths and bores extraodinaire, cross referencing Spades posts... there's near on 40,000 of the fuckers! He's been here forever N00Bz, he's going nowhere, Just ignore him if he upsets you.

 

[badandwicked]

has b&w uploaded a photo to prove shes not one of those sluts with nuts types you see gallivanting around thailand and brazil yet?

have you?

Just ignore him if he upsets you.

Just ignore what ever bores you

 

[brimz]

Are you outting yourself as a covert troublecauser?

Nah just a Sexy mofo

 

[Furious George]

has b&w uploaded a photo to prove shes not one of those sluts with nuts types you see gallivanting around thailand and brazil yet?

B&W is a she!

or is she?

 

[Furious George]

Just ignore what ever bores you

By and large I do, but your recent logo change has thrown me and I forget to scroll past sometimes

 

[TheSpade]

B&W has been here for 3 years and no one is even sure which says a lot about his / her personality really. If people can't even figure out if you're a man or a woman then you're obviously devoid of character.

 

[badandwicked]

Yes Spade.

By and large I do, but your recent logo change has thrown me and I forget to scroll past sometimes

I didn't know you even existed never mind what your avatar is. I'm flattered.

 

[ponch]

have you?

Nah I can do without the endless floods of PMs that would ensue if I did, I would probably PM a picture if asked though.