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Hey! What do you look like? Show us! v.IX - Where's Wally?

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^ This. I've pied a few birds that were even nice cos their minge wasn't. Nothing worse than the odd angle or badly maintained guff.
 
No no I still fucked them at the time, just not again. And informed mates of their failings. I once found this bird that's minge was that odd an angle I just pretended to cum and left swiftly. It must be like a birth default or something.
 
I once found this bird that's minge was that odd an angle I just pretended to cum and left swiftly. It must be like a birth default or something.
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Ha ha, must of been bad when you'd rather be labelled a 2 second wonder than pump her any longer.
 
Not fond memories I got the clap off her aswell I think. She was pretty tidy but it was the most awkward thing ever, I shifted round put her facing away on top of me, still didn't feel right at all. It was like abnormal slant upwards. If it had been down the way I could have just lifted her legs and got to it, but the angle it was at was bizarre, like it went up at 90 degrees or something.
 
rockstar 69 said:
Oh my god

I wasn't going to post here but you lot are seriously creeps..



Hopefully your joking. Any man who enjoys fucking you in a puddle of your own mucus/blood is an absolute tyrant.



I've shagged a girl on her period once when I was spangled. I wouldn't really be in a hurry to do it again though. Not exactly a turn on. Pretty disgraceful afterwards too.



Interesting, do you eat your own shite while your at it?

http://www.killsometime.com/videos/7999/Woman-Poops-In-Grocery-Store-Aisle ........possibly marmalade???

Definately marmalade.... http://www.killsometime.com/videos/6786/Woman-Picking-and-Eating-Her-Butt

Honestly, "Oh I'll just mix my menstrual juices with some mucus and post a nice wee picture on the internet.." Maybe you should share any cooking receipes you do with it, seems like we have a keen audience. Maybe send out a few samples while your at it 8)

Dreadful thing to do.
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You're a virgin.

or just totally ignorant. and if you've ever shagged a bird (without a condom) .. doubtful, but let's speculate for a minute ... you know you've had some of that cervical mucus on your cock, yes?

no. no you don't know this. because you've got zero knowledge on what or where you put your cock in.

and if you've ever gone down on a woman (doubtful again, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt again) .. then you've also had cervical mucus on your tongue

some boy eh?

lolz. man up buttercup <3

That mucus came out naturally. it wasn't mixed.
 
That mucus came out naturally. it wasn't mixed.
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Oh, is that what makes it so deliciously edible? Biology never really was my strong point.

I'd laugh my ass off if your son saw that pic. Disgraced.
 
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