I'm like that man. I hate not having my hat on. Can just about bear it for going to work but I'll often have a hood up instead lol. Never out at the weekend without it on, &
the one thing that annoys me more than anything else is someCUNT taking it off my head when I'm out. Aye, it was funny & a lighthearted joke the first 5 times that happened, about 10 years ago. Prick. Now I want to stab cunts that do it, fortunately I'm a nice guy
Someone actually bumped a hat off me in The Arches one night. Someone behind me in the crowd took it off my head, turned round expecting to see some daft bird wearing it thinking she's hilarious & ready to give it the old (through gritted teeth) "Haha, aye very funny. Gie's that back" routine, but there was no-one there with it, the bird behind me said some cunt walking past had grabbed it. Fucking RAGE. Waited outside at the end looking for the prick that was wearing it, luckily never seen anyone with it because I was proper up for just flying for the cunt, which would likely have ended badly for me lol. I think that's probably the angriest I've ever been, loved that hat
I've only really got one hat that I like at the moment, need to get more but can never find any good ones.
JS, I know I've said this before but you still look like such a wee posh boy haha. I reckon you could get away with wearing that coat. I'd get assaulted, but I think you could pull it off