Hey! What do you look like? Show us! Mk VII

[jancrow]

If you were caught wanking off Ainsley Harriott at least you'd get a rep for amazing wrist action. That pop-eyed motherfucker's so enthusiastic about small things that at the point of climax he'd probably look like 1000 Bransons on a rave submarine in Linda Lusardi's small intestine. Everyone would be after a piece of that action, and I would wager that you could earn yourself a pretty penny off it.

 

[Myshkin]

^ Sublime.

 

[blister]

did you go to the magic hatstand weekender this year?

 

[Marmalade]

You were accused of being my ex. Which is kinda like being caught wanking off Ainsley Harriott.

haha ... and for the love of gawd, I need better imagery than Ainsley. I'm gonna pretend you wrote Julian Barratt or something otherwise it'll keep me awake for all the wrong reasons ;p [you do look a bit like him btw, well more than you do AH.. and I'm a HUUUGE Barratt fan .. so I'm sticking with that ]

meh. todays specs were thus:



and for those who enquired about my missing jaw ... too many words so I NSFW'd. tl;dr post:

NSFW:

Ive just spent the last 3 hours looking through old pics of myself.
fuuuck. that's not good for the soul.
certainly a lesson and reminder why I never think about this shit... I'm looking at them and thinking ridiculous stuff like .. 'nooo you can't post that, it's too low res, you'll look like youre trying to hide something', 'nope, not that one ... forehead looks deformed AND shiny, can't post that' ...

meh, posting pics of yourself on t'interwebs is kinda like self-flagellating and urgh. ... most of the pics i have I was holding fucking FOOD up to the camera resulting from various net shenanigans with other peeps over the years.
nothing looks like me enough to make me not feel like a fraud if i posted it. so I got a folder of a load from the last 5 years, but then i thought 'well that just looks like I love taking pics of myself since half of them were taken via a mirror and there's zero of me snowboarding in Switzerland' or whutnot like normal folk post. All the pics I have seem to be mainly hair colour closeups taken when experimenting with new colours n stuff.

hmn ... jebus. thank fuck i don't do facebook. actually, this is possibly 50% of the reason i don't. I'm a voyeur, not an exhibitionist and I thank the lord for those hawt wimmenz and guys around thee globe who actually do enjoy showing orf and splashing their faces [and boobs] all t'over the interwebs for me to gawp at like a perv.

meh. anyway not sure if this links to the album properly [pw PRETENTIOUSCUNT] .. if not i'll fiddle with it tomorrow (for the 2 peeps who asked, if you havent fallen asleep already ;p).
the pics are mainly just me being retarded & grumpy and how i see myself & definitely empirical evidence of what a pretentious cunt i still am for being such a private and finicky, anal control freak by using a PW too. [lawl, Ive been posting online since 2k too 8)]
/ WWAAAAH

 

[Marmalade]

NSFW:

My ex doesn't believe I'd actually post that photo, for reasons that will be obvious to anybody brave enough to click.

because youre ashamed of the Stones? pft .. everyone loves the Stones ;p

I recon it's because that pic makes it rather obvious you've been letting her lather on the the premier branded moisturisers everynight before bed ;p [that's nawt the complexion of a cainer, i can tell these things]

[yer cute btw .. something Im sure you must already know ]

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

Your T'shirts on backwards sam :D

 

[Jabberwocky]

meh, posting pics of yourself on t'interwebs is kinda like self-flagellating and urgh. ...

I thank the lord for those hawt wimmenz and guys around thee globe who actually do enjoy showing orf and splashing their faces [and boobs] all t'over the interwebs for me to gawp at like a perv.

why? it doesn't need to be punishment and, well, if you look the way you do it really hsouldn't be.

i laughed at the second sentence. don't think i'd ever post my face on here but have been considering posting my boobs as a substitute, but then think thats prob not a good idea either. think its a bit different on BL though, you prob can't uniquely identify someone form their tits (tattoos aside).

 

[rockstar 69]

Get them up!!!

Codders, shut yer wee face. I'd rape you up a dark alley... and you'd like it.

Typical weegie eh. Haha.

I've got a few crackers of photo's from the weekend just passed but feel I've incriminated myself enough, plus I can't be fucked scrubbing out the faces of these non druggy peoples.

 

[Marmalade]

double post ..

 

[Marmalade]

why? it doesn't need to be punishment and, well, if you look the way you do it really hsouldn't be.

i laughed at the second sentence. don't think i'd ever post my face on here but have been considering posting my boobs as a substitute, but then think thats prob not a good idea either. think its a bit different on BL though, you prob can't uniquely identify someone form their tits (tattoos aside).

meh, I know ... it's not the 'hawt' or 'not' bit or comments that bother me ... I find that kinda cute and funny & I don't mind negative comments etc .. it's more the preprocess and what it makes me think about beforehand. totally horrifying. I'll poss get used to that If i did it more, but being in the public domain, esp here in BL has its down side employer-wise, unless I censor what i write about generally and that's definitely never happening

you shouldnt even be debating about posting your rack btw. if youve got a great one, post em knthnx ;p ... i highly doubt the use of 'tit recognition' could ever be used to ID you by an employer ... erm.. or maybe so if it's playboy! ;p
women with great racks [of which I'm not one] should never just keep them to themselves .. it's just soo selfish
[edit]

Get them up!!!

This ^^

 

[Jabberwocky]

yeah, i get what you mean. its odd, and you mnetioned feeling like they don't look like you, which i totally get and must add to the difficulty. putting yourself 'out there' so to speak, in any form, is always difficult, well for me at least cos then you open yourself up to negative comments.

haha identification via tit recognition would certainly be an odd one! i do worry about empliyers on here, then go through stages of thinking if they care that much, they can just fuck off. when i finally get round to one of these job things i will have a pretty unique set of high level skills, if they'd prefer a non druggy non fuckup over that its their loss.

haha ok then but will prob take it down v shorty. i do agree. i have a mate who'se well into nudism and she is well hot, i spend ages perving on her facebook photos, so i guess i'm paying it forward. though i should say i don't personally think mine is awesome, i have a lot of hangups.

NSFW:

 

[CbRoXiDe]

I really doubt a prospective employer is ever going to think of looking on BL for you, let alone even knowing your username, seems like such an unnecessary worry..

 

[jancrow]

NSFW:

hello girls

 

[rockstar 69]

^ Munter beast, go wax them, then we'll talk!

 

[brimz]

had to stick yer chinup for that photo i see, Chinup

 

[Jabberwocky]

haha i didn't even notice!!! but yeah i was wrecked in that photo so all the ones with my face are a mess anyway.

jancrow don't listen to rockstar!!! i like manly men, a bit of hair is all good with me. plus regrowth round nipples must be a bitch.

ps anyone else who wants to post remotely semi naked photos, please go ahead, its quite liberating!

 

[brimz]

Eadd nudie thread ?

 

[Jabberwocky]

if enough people feel like they want to post their boobs/moobs/general body parts, we'll have to!

 

[Marmalade]

haha ok then but will prob take it down v shorty. i do agree. i have a mate who'se well into nudism and she is well hot, i spend ages perving on her facebook photos, so i guess i'm paying it forward. though i should say i don't personally think mine is awesome, i have a lot of hangups.

NSFW:

laydee ... you've got a fucking terrific pair ... seriously awesomes. I'm @ home atm and the male standing behind me when I looked said, 'oooh, hawt! right click save as' .. I salute you! Perky boobs are a blessing to mankind. I'm in my late 30's & gravity has taken its toll on mine with gusto, so has being a reformed former fatty in my 20's ..


Brimz .. post your raybans knthx ;p

 

[brimz]

i'll try later ok
crap at photos n computers so may need a hand Who nos you may even get a pic of me wearing em 8(
No ta promise we will see how it gos