Henry 1/8th: Version 3

[jancrow]

Thread full of foolishness; fuck the lot o ya. There's a little rhyme I live by:

Roach on the right, roll nice and tight,
Roach on the left, warts in your cleft.
Roach in at start, good for your heart,
Roach in after, fuck you and the horse you rode in on and probably sucked off in the stables for five pounds earlier.

 

[breakcorefiend]

^ exactly lol

 

[jancrow]

I'm glad we agree on this key point, I was beginning to think the whole of eadd were wastemen and clowns.

 

[breakcorefiend]

indeed, seems only a few ppl are with us

 

[Shambles]

Roach right-handed? Roller's cackhanded,
Roached to the left? Technique clearly deft,
Roach added after? Gales of mockery and laughter,
Pre-added roach? Fuck the horses, you're allowed in the coach.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

I bet some of you roll some shit spliffs.

Always put it on the right, right handed but I do eat the 'wrong' way round.

Was gonna bring this up too. Because so do I (knife in left hand). When I use cutlery rather than ripping that lion to pieces with my bare hands obviously...

 

[Ben So Furry]

Right and post.

I don't have to have sex with a horse do I?

 

[Shambles]

^ Right and post? Clearly such a wrong 'un that shagging horses is the least of your concerns

Was gonna bring this up too. Because so do I (knife in left hand). When I use cutlery rather than ripping that lion to pieces with my bare hands obviously...

Seems you Roger RightRoachers are just semi-sinister then

 

[Ben So Furry]

This is weird because I do pretty much everything right handed apart from when I eat which I do left handed, like you said, knife in left hand.

 

[jancrow]

If your skinning up involves trays, 'pokey things', red or green rizlas then kill yourself immediately; you're an armchair cannabist. Man should be capable of billing a perfect cone while running down an icy hill on ketamine.

 

[Shambles]

I have a great fondness for pokey things even though I've not used 'em in years now. Who can fail to raise a smirk at the always hilarious "Have you got anything small and pokey?" line? Not I, that's for sure.

 

[jancrow]

Hahaha, yes, my servants' bedrooms. Next question.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

This is weird because I do pretty much everything right handed apart from when I eat which I do left handed, like you said, knife in left hand.

Ben can come to my house for fine cannabis and lion.

Rest of you can starve, yer weirdos.

 

[jancrow]

There's a fine lion between <something> and <something else>

 

[dan88]

Lol, its roach on the right, prerolled into spliff, backrolled n burn excess paper, use silvers or raws or ocbs, perfect spliff :D

Ha I wish I could back roll, i always end up with loads of scraggy pieces of paper left on.

Do you offer lessons? Rochdale's not too far from here.

SHMs a rochdaler? Your not too far from me! Manchester meet up

 

[Mailmonkey]

Morning! %) Home for Cheerios, bacon and eggs, coffee, ribena and a spliff.

Scorchio out there today.

Are you suggesting that putting the roach anywhere other than on the left is the norm for right-handers?!? Such a wrong 'un. Is literally impossible to skin up with the roach on the right if right-handed. FACT!

Correct

I'm right handed. The roach goes on the left. It's in the rules.

Corect

^^this. I didn't even realise right-sided roaches were a thing.. Weird.

Fucking freaks.

Roach always goes on the left side, that's how it's done.

Been head knows,

Right.

Idiot.

Ha to open up an even bigger can of worms, pre-roach or post-roach? I'm definitely in the pre-camp, its just so much easier

Pre.

SHMs a rochdaler? Your not too far from me! Manchester meet up

She's s bit of a goer, make sure you know what you're letting yourself in for.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Idiot.

I found coloured RIPS on a market stall the other day. I'll go back and see if there's any cerise ones if you want?

 

[watsons torment]

right handed

roach always on the left, pre roached with thin skins, post roached with thicker paper (green/red smalls)

left is right, and right is wrong

and when it comes to pokey things, the flint stick from a clipper is champion

 

[watsons torment]

Last joint about to get skinned

Fortunately there's a power of spillage in my wee rolling box that'll easily last me till I pick up some more in a couple days.

i've got the same box... is that a menthol fag you are skinning up with though?

 

[Mailmonkey]

Its a fucking Lambert and Butler.