HELP! us useless christmas shoppers as the fucking time draws near....

[Sprout]

Getting shanked in the arse is quite the euphemism, no?

12 days 'till Christmas and I've bought more BL'ers gifts than I have family....

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Getting shanked in the arse is quite the euphemism, no?

12 days 'till Christmas and I've bought more BL'ers gifts than I have family....

Aaw Sprout, ya shouldn't have - but wot ya got me? (It had better start with 3 and end with m - and I don't mean a roll of fuckin sellotape)