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so this morning i packed a bowl, well i hid my weed under my couch and i guess the card i had it on picked up a dead spider.
well long story short i loaded the bowl, and when i lit it i looked into the bowl and noticed something that looked not like weed. so after i exhale i look deeper into it ( i really hit that bowl spiders n all).
well i'm worried now because my throat itchs, and i'm afraid that the spider poisoned me.
is there anything that i can do?
 
lol at you. You'll be fine.

But moral of the story? ALWAYS check your bowl, even since I have a nice big piece of plastic out the grinder being smoked, I check every single bowl. :|
 
Newbierock said:
lol at you. You'll be fine.

But moral of the story? ALWAYS check your bowl, even since I have a nice big piece of plastic out the grinder being smoked, I check every single bowl. :|
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ok so the itchyness shouldnt be associated with the smokeage of the spider? yeah ur right check ur bowls.. that sounds like some shit my parents told me when i was little.. ''drew eat ur crust''... ima tell my kids that shit, ''kids, check ur bowls''..but daddy...

does anyone have smoking stories of smoking bugs? or anything in that catagoriy?
 
I KNow someone who smoked spider eggs/magic mushrooms for a bet. He never got the money, and I think he died as well..
 
spider eggs? damn, thats fucked up. were they old eggs, or were they like just laid? where was the mother spider when this happened?
 
the strong heat from a lighter would destroy any poison.
plus, most household spiders aint poisonous.

you'll be fine man, after all, the average human eats about 60 spiders in their lifetime during sleep cycles.
(they crawl over the huge fleshy landscape to get to the other side of you,
then down into the cave that breathes aka in your mouth, when u sleep, and then they realize their mistake when you close your mouth and swallow due to tickleyness)
 
+00:15 Mild desire to eat flies
+00:45 WHOA boys this stuff kicked in, I took down my clothesline and tied a web across my door
+01:15 My dog is caught in the clothesline. What can I inject him with to kill him so I can eat him?
 
jimgaffigan said:
+00:15 Mild desire to eat flies
+00:45 WHOA boys this stuff kicked in, I took down my clothesline and tied a web across my door
+01:15 My dog is caught in the clothesline. What can I inject him with to kill him so I can eat him?
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ROFL.

Nah man, you'll be fine. You vaporized a spider with 1977° Celsius O' Fire. Gross, likely will not cause you harm.

Sega420 said:
you'll be fine man, after all, the average human eats about 60 spiders in their lifetime during sleep cycles.
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Also, that's a myth created from a 1993 PC Professional article.
 
Moarrr spider.
I love these forums always the best stuff. You should be fine even though you smoked the spider I doubt there will be any consequences.... Unless it was radioactive in which case pick up kirsten dunst and start fighting crime.
 
^ i dont get it.

you mean like that movie about the dude who goes back to his hometown and fights all the huge spiders off?

that wasnt kirsten dunst, yo
 
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