allright dude, yknow how all those "hardcore" raver kiddies you know/see carry around those whack baby soothers around their necks? now you know why.
sure it's fucking embarassing as hell, and i, as most, would usually push these fuckfaces aside, it's the simplest alternative to the clentching of you jaw. if it's on a string (as a child's mittens is around their necks), you wont have to worry about choking on it.. just keep in in yer mouth and you should be fine..
if you aint down with the lamer styles of raver kiddies, i suggest those overly-sized jaw-breaker type "neverending gobstopper" style suckers.. man, those things last for hours, and give your mouth something to do to keep from the painful clentching.. allthough in a party environment these can be choke hazards and poke out yer girl's eyes when you go to kiss her and forget it's in your mouth, it's a nice alternative..
but since that one time i bought/carried a soother and misc. suckers to this party up in this club on the strip here in downtown ottawa and was called a "kiddieraver", ive since stopped, and resorted to oxycodone..
usually now, ill drop a roll or whatever, wait a half hour, drop a 5mg oxycodone perc or two, and hit the streets..
the percs keep me talking and feeling all euphoric and one with the rest of the whack-assed world, and i find, keeps me from paining my jaws/teeth with the constant clentching.
perhaps this varies from person to person, but ive recommended it to friends, and it's worked to kick the soother/sucker/gum habits, and has saved the kids alot of torment/harassment..
try it out if you got the hookups, if not, like i said, get yerself a sucker, or stuff the insides of your cheeks with toilet paper, and hit the party as jerry lewis or some lame shit..
you know what im saying..
good luck and happy partying,
cooey.