Help! Need help quick! Urgent! Please reply to this post quickly!

[Aftermath]

Hello. My name is bob and im from montana. Me and my friend were doing some drugs see, cuz we think drugs are cool. We bought some drugs and we were going to do it see? and my friend stoped breathing. See? His heart isnt working, and i can wake him up! I tried splashing watter on his face and that doesnt work dude. His lips are turning blue man.
What should I doo man?
Please reply as quickly as possible, and thanks for any information!

 

[impulsive_state]

how about call an ambulance? just a guess

 

[day_for_night]

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i think this is meant as a joke
i find it funny that people post things like "URGENT. NEED HELP NOW" on a *web board*, cause we all know how much faster you will get a response here than from say, calling 911....

 

[impulsive_state]

damn, you foiled my attempt at humor like a £3 an hour idiot in a walkers crisp packing plant

 

[Thurgood]

Man, this isn't even funny, it's not even funny that you think you can make a joke like that and expect anyone to find some humor in it. In fact, not only do I hope you get banned from this board, but I hope you start to have a heart attack and stop breathing, that way you'll never be able to spread your stupidity through out this world, you dumb fuck.

 

[Ayrios]

I didn't find it funny and I'm quite surprised this is still open.

 

[5-HT2]

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!
Hey mods, PLEASE close this post

 

[alasdairm]

poor quality sarcasm is rarely an appropriate response. BL deserves better.
alasdair

 

[Aftermath]

the moral of my post is: if you dont know what the fuck your doing, dont fucking do it. and if some one is ill, get medical help. dont post on bluelight.

 

[day_for_night]

guys, i knew what he was doing when he posted this. there was a simlilar thread of this sort a while ago, and this is just satire. RELAX....