Help, I've made a big mistake

[vibr8tor]

you have fountains in your bedroom?!?!


i've had my share of crazy ambien experiences (pillows turning into people, vampires entering my house through the tv; shit like that) but the end result never included actual farm animals being purchased. Now i feel like i've been getting me some bunk crap.

 

[donkeyPUNCH]

i'd like to spork sporks taint.

 

[TALLY]

^Id spoon sporks poon.

 

[lilczey]

lol there sooo fucking cute...!!!... i didn't even kno wat it was i had to google it....

 

[Beatlebot]

We need to know how much you paid for the alpacas.

 

[TALLY]

i'm betting big bucks that thing was shaved by TALLY.

lol Vibby knows my work when she sees it.

 

[atri]

sell them to cd exchange!!!

 

[That_Guy]

for $0.08 on the dollar?

 

[Lurk]

Fucking Win.

 

[That_Guy]

I'll buy them for $0.09 on the dollar and fill up my deep freeze for the whole summer. I just hope that I can get enough wool off of them to make it worth shearing them

 

[TALLY]

I saw on Dirty Jobs where the dude had to shave one of those things and it looked like it was a pain in the ass. Those things are mean as fuck.

 

[the_highest_mormon]

im no biologist, but i propose that you cross breed your alpacas with your border collies and make a race of super creatures with the loyalty of a dog and the versatility of an alpaca.

 

[sad mafioso]

what are you, some sort of biologist?

 

[atri]

im no biologist, but i propose that you cross breed your alpacas with your border collies and make a race of super creatures with the loyalty of a dog and the versatility of an alpaca.

of course!
it was right there in front of us all along.

also, make me some of these

 

[Edvard Munch]

Why does it say this thread is closed when I can obviously post in it? Is this an early April fools gag that has failed?

 

[-Guido-]

I am an Administrator now. I can do that. This thread is closed because of TALLY'S mom and because I can. Suck my dick, I'm a staff shark!

 

[vibr8tor]

im no biologist, but i propose that you cross breed your alpacas with your border collies and make a race of super creatures with the loyalty of a dog and the versatility of an alpaca.

OMG, Border Pacas are the best idea EVAR!!! With that kind of intensity, brains, and hardy endurance, they'll take over the fucking world! %)

 

[-Guido-]

OMG, Border Pacas are the best idea EVAR!!! With that kind of intensity, brains, and hardy endurance, they'll take over the fucking world! %)

This thread is closed. Stop posting before I ban you with my new powers.

 

[Edvard Munch]

I am an Administrator now. I can do that. This thread is closed because of TALLY'S mom and because I can. Suck my dick, I'm a staff shark!

The day you become an administrator is the day that you, well, ... would probably become an administrator, which is highly unlikely. Zing!

 

[sad mafioso]

you're so witty!