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help dry shit outdoor quick

Fuck I smoke anything offered, except cock.

OP, if you don't care about taste or any of that shit and just want to smoke something, a paper bag with silica gel(that little packet in pill bottles). If it's hot and dry in the land of "smoking banana peels & jenkem everyday" you could put it outside. UV light destroys some THC but not too bad.

A common scam is to moisten weed to add weight. With H2O, not the fun water.
 
Microwave is the quickest

Otherwise wrap it up in newspaper put it in you back pocket and sit on it

It's usually shitty hydro that's sold wet ime

I find it hard to believe sunlight kills thc :!

I wouldn't worry about curing it its gonna taste green as fuck anyway. Bud should be stored for at least a few months for best results imo
 
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gearfiend said:
i feel the same way bro. i used to go to this guy back when i first started smoking and he always had 'dat loud shit' or whatever, he used many names for the same thing. anyway, this bud was some decent mids, a few seeds, somewhat potent, but not all that great. the thing is, it was basically mids. he sold that to me for the same price as the dankest dank you can get around here, which is basically med quality, or close to it. i had no idea for a while until i smoked with some other friends for the first time, and they all told me i was getting screwed, which was perfectly true. hell, the guy would even say he was selling me a quarter and at best there would be 5g in the bag, but at the time, i didnt really know the difference. fucking bullshit, so much wasted money. could have bought nearly twice the really good shit for the same amount of money i gave him for fuckin mids. ah well, live and learn :/
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what a asshole.... dank is called the potent top of the plant right?
 
if anybody gives a crap,I made a milk out of it... becose I tought I can either smoke it like mad,but becose I got no high from it and it tasted like sucking on chimney while your grandma is cremated,I decided I will just boil it down to some milk fat,so I absorb the whatever is in it trough healthier way

I didnt felt shit from that milk too,that dude litelary sold me totaly useless weed,like total scam,zero value in it,fucking methead
 
I'd say go kick his ass, but i'm guessing if you could you'd have done it by now.

Sucks getting ripped off, but it's happened to pretty much everyone. :)
 
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Microwave is the quickest

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I find it hard to believe sunlight kills thc :!
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I could see prolonged sunlight degrading the good stuff in your nugs, but not outright destroying it... but if you wanna talk about fucking your weed up, that microwave idea of yours takes the cake, brutha.


DOB said:
what a asshole.... dank is called the potent top of the plant right?
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Calling your bud dank is just another way of saying that it's really good stuff.

DOB said:
I didnt felt shit from that milk too,that dude litelary sold me totaly useless weed,like total scam,zero value in it,fucking methead
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Well, it had no value to you but it was definitely worth whatever you paid for it to the "methhead."

Sucks getting scammed, though. In the future, ask to see what you're in the market for buying before you actually buy it. If your connect is not OK with that, find one who is. Only scam artists refuse to show product to a potential buyer before making the sale... well, scam artists and people more paranoid than I am. In either case, though, I'd still suggest getting a new dealer (or two or three).
 
dude plants need sunlight to grow? (obviously besides indoor) how is leaving bud in the sun going to degrade the thc? is there any science behind the claim that sunlight degrades thc? maybe if you left it in the sun for a month or something?

microwave works the quickest, put the bud on absorbent paper and put the microwave on the lowest setting / temperature...i cant believe nobody else has heard of it, heaps of people use it over here...obviously curing the plant properly is going to result in a much better shape, aroma, flavour, texture, smoke, etc but the OP DOB wanted it done quick and a microwave is a million times quicker than any other suggestion on this thread...

it only takes a few hours to dry bud if you wrap it in newspaper and sit on it, same deal though tastes like green shitty grass, but what can you do buying green bud.

Jibult have you tried using a microwave? it works with minimal if any loss of potency...but you end up with that ugly green taste, obviously there are better methods but not quicker methods. i would never microwave unless it was my last resort but it does work work...i would be very hesitant using it for quality gear but you gotta do what you gotta do

dank is just yanky slang for good bud as far as im aware...over here we call the top of plants the biggest buds heads. istead of milking it you should have just chewed it up and ate it...no waste there

wrapping it in paper and putting on the air vent on the back of old school tv or monitors works good too, a little slower though...i guess it all depends on the climate of where you are living...i mean if its hot and dry it shouldnt be too hard to dry, but if you in humid, moist, snowy weather it could take a while
 
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Do people actually kick eachother's asses over bags of weed? lol... 8)
 
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dude plants need sunlight to grow? (obviously besides indoor) how is leaving bud in the sun going to degrade the thc? is there any science behind the claim that sunlight degrades thc? maybe if you left it in the sun for a month or something?

microwave works the quickest, put the bud on absorbent paper and put the microwave on the lowest setting / temperature...i cant believe nobody else has heard of it, heaps of people use it over here...obviously curing the plant properly is going to result in a much better shape, aroma, flavour, texture, smoke, etc but the OP DOB wanted it done quick and a microwave is a million times quicker than any other suggestion on this thread...

it only takes a few hours to dry bud if you wrap it in newspaper and sit on it, same deal though tastes like green shitty grass, but what can you do buying green bud.

Jibult have you tried using a microwave? it works with minimal if any loss of potency...but you end up with that ugly green taste, obviously there are better methods but not quicker methods. i would never microwave unless it was my last resort but it does work work...i would be very hesitant using it for quality gear but you gotta do what you gotta do
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Plants need sunlight to grow, but excessive sunlight will kill them. We have nighttime, and things on Earth have evolved accordingly. Tangentially, humans need sunlight for a healthy life, too (vitamin D), but too much of it is most definitely a bad thing for us. Pretty much anything that was once alive and/or contains moisture will be altered by prolonged sunlight exposure. I don't know how long it would take with weed or if there's any "actual science" behind it, which is kind of why I said I could see it being possible and not "fuck you, ese`, buds are like little vampires when it comes to the sun."

Yes, I've used microwaves to dry bud. It fucks everything up. The nugs don't taste the same, have a spongey consistency, burn strangely, and put a weird smell in the microwave. If someone needs shit dried out ASAP like that, an oven should be the last resort, in my mind... Microwaves shouldn't even be on the list of options. $0.02
 
^ Only jar your weed if you can snap the stem cleanly. If the stem bends a bit before snaping, it still has enough moisture in it to make risk of mold a possibility in a fully airtight environment, such as glass Mason jars.

I really like the MMJ plastic medicine capsules with the soft rubber sealing caps, nothing like the bottles used at Rx pharmacies. They are hard plastic, so they allow a reasonable amount of airflow if you buy normally cured weed, but still offer a more airight container than soft plastic Ziploc bags/medium plastic Ziploc freezer bags. They keep the weed fresh and mold free!
 
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Thats the thing, if the weed is worth smoking then it wil already at least have been dried first and you shouldn't have to worry about that unless you're a grower. In the UK I know that isn't the usual case but that just means the whole weed from dealers thing is a waste of time and money much of the time imo. The whole idea of getting ripped off would be too much of a buzz kill for me personally. I can sympathize with people that feel they dont have any alternatives.

Long term weed that's been prepared properly should be stored in the above way. Its the best tried and tested method ime.

However for smaller amounts it doesn't really matter so much. I certainly wouldnt waste my time getting a wee little glass jar just for a tiny bit of weed.
 
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