Hello i am new here

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no worries mate.20 posts to go.im always lurking ariund so ilk c when u post on your welcome forum.

Stay safe,train hard and a good saying when your into the gym hard

'what was the last good thing you used your testicles for ?' lol. Hope you know what i mean,and to everyone else that reads this,YES,im a dickhead.

 

[gavatron@oz]

9 to go mate..Your going off like a jewish foreskin..

U hear about Moses-the circumsizer?? Hes decided to retire,hes had enough and throwing in the towel..no more circumsizing.. When hes cleaning out the shed,he finds a big pile of foreskins in the corner.. Not being a wasteful man,he takes them to a tailor and gets him to make something out of all the bits of skin..

A few weeks later Moses heads back to the tailor,who hands him a littke square leather wallet...moses looks at the wallet,slightly upset and says 'i give you a big pile of foreskins,and this is all you come uo with?? The tailor says.. Yeah but if you touch and caress the wallet for a while itll turn into a suitcase..

 

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Mazel Tov, it's a good one sir!

 

[gavatron@oz]

Well said.. Short but intense.