Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
I bet I'd out do you in sexual deviancies 

I took 1.5 bars before a flight to STL from TX, apparently became very disruptive and almost had the plane redirected to land. When i came out of the fog My parents were non to happy. Pretty sure I'm on some list now as every ti e I fully I get the full search, EVERY TIME.
Edit- this was pre 9/11, I'm sure if it happened now I'd be thrown in jail