have you ever caught your PARENTS FUCKING?

[Diacetylus]

I never actually caught them in the act. But, I have heard my stepdad and my mother going at it more than a few times. I have also been caught red-handed humping my teddy smurfy when I was younger... and my stepdad purposefully walked in on me when I was screwing my girlfriend on my 16th birthday. Prick.

 

[breakyaself]

No, and I don't fucking want to........ever.

I dont think that this thread is about 'wanting' to see them.

no.

 

[scrumpytwo]

A classic thread

Yes ... it is just like a car accident. Look away, look away. But no, something draws you back to read it until the very end.

I rember finding these porn videos and a vibrator in the dresser in my mum and step father's room. Don't think I ever caught them at it.

Although one night I came home and had forgotten my front door key so went round the back way. Walked round the corner and there was my mum and another man going for it in the spa. Stuck between a rock and another place I put my head down and quietly snuck inside. And then went to bed so as not to embarrass anyone when they had finished.

Mum almost walked in on me a couple of times, causing some awkard and hurried rearrangements.

And now that I am a parent I wonder what pyschological scarring we are setting up for our kids.

 

[Psychocibe]

To all the people who have caught their olds in a sweaty heaving mass of tits and arms and such, don't you think this is all just very karmic? Maybe this is the cosmic revenge on behalf of ur parents! Think of the times they had to wipe ur shit, have u guzzling on their tit and making their nipples sore, wiping your other shit and vomit, and generally not flushing u down the toilet to begin with and keeping u, no matter how much of a liability u end up becoming!



(I'm such a bastard)

Peace Out

 

[Balatronis]

I've had a couple of close calls, but have always heard some tell-tale sounds that stop me walking in.

Always approach parents doors with caution.

 

[smotpoker]

Never caught my mom and dad, but when I was 7 one of my buddies and me were at his friends house.

We were looking for a VHS cartoon to watch, and when we hit eject on the VCR a tape labeled " Dave's 40th Bday" came out. My friends dad's name was Dave, so we decided to watch it.

What we saw was a video of his mom and dad fucking. But for the first five minutes, all we saw was his dad spanking his mom and yelling "bad girl"!

She was also dressed in a school-girl outfit. You can imagine what followed.

 

[psytaco]

Your poor buddy!
I bet he was left tramatised by this, or he became a school teacher

 

[h@ndo]

This happened only two months or so ago.................

I went round a mates place to get my bike I had left there the night before, thinking (as informed) that no-one was home I proceeded to venture around the back of the house past the livingroom window. With a glance to the left and much to my surprise witnessed his mum and her dildo going for it whilst watching a bit of porn !!!!

Mwahahahaha now this is the killer ............. I swear she saw me and just wasn't phased 8(

Whoever witnessed the first 10 or so minutes of me talking and laughing whilst trying ride home would of thought I had just escaped the loony bin !!!

Still haven't said anything to my mate and haven't seen his mum again yet.



Caught my dad a couple of times with girls he'd bring home, even woke up one morning to find a semi-naked chick making coffee in my kitchen and without a bat of the eye just asked if I fancied a coffee. My dad pulls some pretty fit women so I didn't mind.................. GO DAD !!!

 

[UnSquare]

Yes.
They're people.
They fuck (if they is lucky).
Guess they is lucky.
Twas a wrong-door-time-of-night-door-time-of-opening.
But go 'em.
Let those scally-wags have there fun.
Yoose is only old once -(minus minus King Midus Love Sign) reincarnation.
Bang away.
You probably need the fun, tigers.

Just get a lock.


(They did.)

The End.

 

[Cazoom]

Thankfully I've never seen my parents in the act. Though if I did I think I'd want to die peacefully with no pain soon after.8(

 

[STR8E180]

i walked in my my parents once thank fuck it was dark and i didnt see any thing
i walked out of the room str8 away and we all acted like nothing happen

 

[princess_kitti]

cos im gonna start studying to become a sex therapist, people talk to me about their issues in that area A LOT ... the this includes my parents who pay each other out about it in my presence .... when i express disgust with an involutary shudder they say "what? this is tame compared to what you are gonna have to deal with in your chosen profession" and then there is the usual bed creakings in the middle of the night which my mum and dad swear black and blue is just their creaky bed when they roll over - i, however, unfortunately know better *shudder*

 

[Jwlst]

Personally I always thought my dad was gay. Never even saw him kiss my mum.

 

[insanit_e]

thankfully havent been in this situation, but there was that great scene on scrubs when the kid walks in on his parents and he goes "mummy? why are you and daddy playing wheelbarrow?!"

 

[Vet]

I've heard them but I've never seen them.

They have heard me but not seen me.

Fairs fair I guess.