^ Possums sounds like wet farts?!? :D
Bwwwaaaaaaaaahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaa!!!


Had summat remarkably similar happen to me and me ex many years ago. Don't think we were on drugs at the time (well, probably methadone, maybe gear) and have told that tale a gazillion times so will skip it. Was Jamaicans wiv guns rather than Somalis wiv knives in my particular case and they wanted heroin and/or money rather than weed/coke. Other than that, much the same. Is amazing how a few spliffs can help chill out a "kept as hostage/in genuine fear of imminent torture and/or death" situation, huh? The geezer who was keeping an eye on us was quite a nice bloke when he wasn't threatening gruesome and protracted torture with the only light at the end of the tunnel being the possibility of a bullet in the head instead if you're lucky.
We got up to leave and crazy naked guy started chasing my kickboxing friend round and round the through living room/kitchen like some fucked up rapey Benny Hill thing, dick waving, shouting that he wanted to fuck him.
Bwwwaaaaaaaaahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaa!!!



They were there for 5 hours, so in effect we were held hostage.
Had summat remarkably similar happen to me and me ex many years ago. Don't think we were on drugs at the time (well, probably methadone, maybe gear) and have told that tale a gazillion times so will skip it. Was Jamaicans wiv guns rather than Somalis wiv knives in my particular case and they wanted heroin and/or money rather than weed/coke. Other than that, much the same. Is amazing how a few spliffs can help chill out a "kept as hostage/in genuine fear of imminent torture and/or death" situation, huh? The geezer who was keeping an eye on us was quite a nice bloke when he wasn't threatening gruesome and protracted torture with the only light at the end of the tunnel being the possibility of a bullet in the head instead if you're lucky.

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