When I worked in Corporate America, I landed my dream job. Everyone was required to take a drug test prior to employment, but somehow, mine never got scheduled and I never had to take one. And no, I look like an upstanding, hotter-than-average, suburban mom, so I have never been asked that question. (J/K about the "hotter than average." That used to be true but I feel fugly these days. Stress, loss, and too many changes happening at once will do that to ya.)