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So... I've always known who you are, and I've always appreciated your help here. I just want to say thanks again, and it's such a cliche, but I really couldn't do it without you guys. Cheers.

NOW THEN.

An important announcement. Well it is to me at least. NMI has a new admin: TheLoveBandit.

One of my favouritest Bluelighters of all time, and I'm not just saying that. I hope he'll find the time to pop in here now and again.

So, welcome to New Member Introductions, TLB. Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself? We're a nice bunch in here, we promise not to rape you too much. %)
 
So does this mean that New gets a sloppy blowjob from the mods for being such an awesome helper or what?

Looks like TheLoveBandit stepped in just in time then.
 
WAY ahead of you. New has been there, done that, and is currently wearing a t-shirt that says: "i got sucked off by felix in a burger king bathroom". %)
 
^Dude, that was a smashing vacuum mouth you had there.

Where's my steak?;)

But on a more serious note, the only reason I welcome every single new member that signs up is because I have truly enjoyed Bluelight, and I want every user to have an auspicious welcome as an encouragement to not just use this site, but to have fun.

And as far as I'm concerned, fun's serious business.:)
 
New said:
I want every user to have a suspicious welcome as an encouragement to not just use this site, but to be afraid of me.
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fixed!

I'd try to get on top but I already get mine for free

Did I mention that New fucking rawks?
 
You suck Felix :p You have been slacking way too much for the past 30 days.

Just as well you looked after New at Burger King or else this place would have fallen apart.

BTW - Now I know about what you do when you say your off to get something to eat, that mouth is off limits. =D


Oh yeah, Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy for TLB. =D=D=D
 
Yeah, yay for TLB.

And his mouth is not off limits! You just need to...understand that a part of me is...er...well...part of the package, as we say in the porno industry.;)
 
As much as I respect the choice Felix has made to pursue a career in Fluffing, I just can't bring myself to a reasonable point of acceptance that will allow that fluffy little mouth near me. :)
 
Bauer095 said:
it takes a real professional to mouth-fluff, a truly dying breed.
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You know what's a dying breed?

Showmen, that's what! Back in my day we used to do a good month's work before we had a steady job. Nowadays they hire these pre-teen pieces of eye-candy and give them seven-figure contracts! I tell you, there's no justice these days!

Uh...what were we talking about?
 
Candy...yeah, that's it!

Or as zophen would say...

candy~yeah thats it!=D =D =D =D =D =D %) %) %) %) :) :) :) ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D :D
 
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Candyyyyyyyyyyyy. :)

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Hey Hey Hey, Be nice. :(

What you call Candy over there, We call goobledockers over here.

I was just trying to fit in and be one of the cool kids like you guys. :(
 
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