Happy Christmas; Let's Get Drunk :-)

[Jabberwocky]

Drug driving too.

Seriously.

 

[RU12NVME51]

Definitely! Everyone party safe! Guys wrap your shit up, don't OD on rec drugs, chicks continue being slutty, and moms stay at home!!

 

[felix]

Guys wrap your shit up

Heh. 'Double Bagging' is what we call it here if you want to be really sure. :D

chicks continue being slutty

I have no problem with this sentiment.

Although to be honest I wish there was more sluttiness on the go, I can't find it. *I* want to be a manslut!!!

and moms stay at home!!

Come on now man, mummies need some lovin' too sometimes. It's just a shame that 99% of the chicks my age are mummies, but meh, what can you do?

 

[felix]

I take it he was talking about fish, granite and heroin addicts then?

:D

Hehe, nicely done my friend. Aberdeen is known as the heroin & AIDS capital of Europe, isn't it? Oh no, WAIT, that's EDINBURGH isn't it?

I will admit to living in a granite house and having a liking for fish though. I like the way they make my fingers smell, mmmmm

^ nah, more like sheepshaggers and motorbikes

damn i miss it there

Please come back then, as I keep telling you. Remember our plan to buy a nice house in the country and keep sheep and get married and you were gonna be my hot American wife I got off the internet and I was gonna fill you with babies, and so on?

I was *SERIOUS*!!!

 

[New]

^Now is "gonna fill you with babies" talking about your baby protein shakes, or is that more of a technical term for something I'm not old enough to care about yet?

 

[Jabberwocky]

I'd be more worried about the sheep he wants to keep.

Sheep + Aberdonians =

 

[New]

I'm not really worried about the sheep, he can fuck them until they both bleed, I'm more worried about how exactly he plans to go ahead with baby-filling somebody and getting away with it.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Well it probably involves rohypnol, rope and a Hitler disguise.

 

[Church]

and I was gonna fill you with babies, and so on?

BAAhahahaha!! You have a way with words, man!

 

[~*geNeRaTiOn E*~]

oh my.

 

[felix]

^ Sorry. But you started it with the whole 'sheepshaggers' thing. :D

 

[~*geNeRaTiOn E*~]

hae a good new year then?

 

[felix]

Yes and no. What about you?

I am dreading going back to work tomorrow, but at the same time it'll be good to have some normality back in my life. 8(

 

[Jabberwocky]

Sounds about as good as mine felix, except you had drugs and I didn't

 

[~*geNeRaTiOn E*~]

i had a fantastic time! i have a vid of the countdown and whatnot, i just need to upload it.

sorry you had to spend it alone, though

 

[felix]

Meh. I was annoyed to begin with, but I was actually glad he fucked off. When I'm full of lovely stuff like acid & 2CB, I don't want to be around negative fools like him, sucking out my life-force, so I actually had a whale of a time after that.

I went back to the hotel room afterwards and stayed up for a few more hours, listening to music, laughing, and talking to myself. Well, in my head I was talking to other people. If anyone had come into the room they would have carted me off to the loony bin. %)