Many happy returns for the day, good sir.
May wonderfully debauched things present themselves to you - and that the year ahead is a good'un, of course.
There is a young feller called Shambles,
Who likes to take countryside rambles,
Where he gets a kick,
From wanking his dick,
Whilst rolling around in the brambles.
Ooh ya kinky fucker!!
Have fun man!
(Tell ya wot, your name doesn't have many rhymes...)
A belated thankyou to you all! I've been laid low with a nasty lung infection this week (although on the plus side they did give me four shots of morphine in A+E t'other day so pewter linings and all that :D) so only just worked up the energy to actually celebrate. Currently celebrating with rum 'n' coke and defqons so will be saving all those delicious cakes for later
Once again, many thanks to all of y'all - I do believe I am officially a grown-up now 8(