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Happy Birthday Felix 45

Sammy G said:
Bill Drummond would also approve, of course.

Have fun, y'auld git. ;)
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I just ran for this book, but it's called 17?

Remind me?

EDIT: Ahhhh.... it's another book. Haven't read it yet.

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Ta folks! I'm still in bed, fuck it. :D
 
Picked up the wrong one, didn't you? Or was it wishful thinking? ;)

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Strangely enough, I was rereading that upon turning 33-and-a-third, which was possibly the shittest age ever.
 
Just re-checked; I haven't read 45. I'll see if I can get a hold of it. Cool. :)

Wishful thinking? Who the fuck would want to be 17 again???? If I had a time machine and somehow met myself at 17, I dunno what I would do. Either kill him (paradox, better not) or just shake my head slowly at the fucking annoying bellend. Probably just give him a slap, I'm sure I could take him. ;)
 
Oh, I dunno. I'm sure I'd find my bob-haired ponce of a seventeen-year-old self pretty fuckin' insufferable, true.

Still, it'd be nice to get back some energy and spark, shed some bitterness and cynicism, and have fairly normal emotional development for my age all over again. Them's the breaks though.
 
^ Good one, ta! Love that one. (Cornershop original too.)

@ Sammy: I'd take a pair of hair clippers with me and tell me to fucking do a Number 1 all over, and save about 10 years of ridiculous time & money spent on hair products and attempts to hide my baldness. Then I'd punch myself (the other guy) in the stomach and tell him to get a fucking grip. Oh, and buy shares in Microsoft. We could go on all day in this fucking vein, haha. :D
 
I'd probably do the same with the shares in Microsoft, though it'd have been Google in my day. :D

The punch in the stomach bit, definitely. Though I'd be sure to drag him off to a backstreet tattoo joint (remember them?) to get "NEVER TRUST A WOMAN" emblazoned on the back of his (my) dainty undernourished hand.

But aye, this could go on and on, so I won't. :)
 
What should I make the Man for his 45th Birthday dinner?

He's nae bothered about going out and I've already done the whippy cream on my nipples for the breakfast belly dance 8)

Cake n, crap is off the agenda as we're no doing sugar or unhealthy - so come on eadd, suggestions please? :D

Where's the CATINTHEHAT when you need him? Something well hung n' meaty may do ;)
 
Happy birthday! May many more follow and all that.

45. Thats something right there. A bit more till youre a pensioner but still...
 
kate said:
Gosh Julie I'd had you down as an EP :sus:
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I will be, next year ..... the copies of Get It On by T. Rex that were playing on every radio station in the country as I entered the world were paid for using decimal currency.

..... Not that I believe for one moment that there was ever any other kind. Pounds, shillings and d is such a blatantly stupid system that nobody would put up with it for that long. Nobody's going to fartarse about doing maths in multiple radixes, and this is in the days before computers, remember, every time they so much as add up the cost of a round of drinks. Not when there's an obviously Better Way. It's clearly all just a story made up by old people to make out they had a hard life.
 
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