• ✍️ WORDS ✍️

    Welcome Guest!

  • Words Moderators: Shambles

Hangover Girl

syd

Bluelighter
Joined
Feb 18, 2005
Messages
273
She waters down your drinks when she thinks you aren’t looking
You take long pulls straight from the bottle when her back is turned

She leaves the water and the pain pills by the bed
She runs five miles before the AM is done
You sleep until three in the afternoon

She writes the checks and mails the bills
She gets the groceries and your cigarettes
You work a shit job you hate

She vacuums the floors and cleans the bathrooms
She empties the ashtrays and washes the dishes
You spill your drinks and burn holes with your lit cigarettes

She saves you from dozens of fights you would loose
She makes the excuses and apologies
You talk shit and yell obscenities across the bar

She calls her family and friends
She writes e mails and goes to her high school reunion
You sit in the dark and ignore the phone

She reminds you about mother’s day and your sister’s baby shower
She repeats herself over and over
You forget her birthday

She shops for the biggest sale
She buys you designer clothes and shoes
You slip on the same white t-shirt and tattered jeans you wore yesterday

She paints her nails and does her hair
She smells so fucking good
You skip another shower and don’t shave

She won’t eat red meat or dairy
She reads the nutrition facts and worries about her net carbs
You stick to a liquid diet

She is your hangover girl
You are her complete and total waste of time
 
Top