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thistinyspark

thistinyspark

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Hi y'all!
As many of you may or may not know, I am absolutely not Guido, though in addition to an IP and pfp, we share many things: most notably acerbic wit, a healthy sense of vigilance, a love of white claw, use of applicable racial slurs (which will not be used here!), and anime.
Many call me "thumper" (and several similar variants) due to my long standing and infamous Discord username. I have a very thick southern accent, a passion for technology and animals, and what many have described to me as "danger hair" (while I don't understand it, I find the phrase quite amusing).
Been here on Bluelight for quite some time but remained a creepy lurker for reasons, some of them good- some not so good. This is actually my second account as I could not and do not wish to recover my old one.
I'm a former active duty addict of 24 years (mostly meth, cocaine, and heroin but I don't discriminate, except pharmaceuticals because I don't trust the government) and up to this point in time have been clean 100 days, but have "done my time" in every sense.
You know when they say "when you're done, you're just done"?
It's true.
Not to worry, I haven't lost my edge, even in my old age.
Thanks to the kindness of the staff, an official appeal, and an unwavering commitment to behave myself, my ban has been lifted.
I am here to help, lightly troll, offer unsolicited advice, prattle on endlessly about college sports, and post unspeakably hilarious images. I have approximate knowledge of most things.
Although I've called many places home, I currently reside in Northeastern Wyoming. Yee fucking haw!
Any and all comments and questions for or about me must be directed to my handler, uh, agent.
Thanks!

P.S.
I am currently in search of someone who will feed me Cheetos so my fingers don't get orange...
DM for details.
NO WEIRDOS
 
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Wtf. That was the first thought I got but welcome thistinyspark
. There are no race's btw. Humanity is one kind which comes in all forms and color's afaik (as far as I know). Like red, yellow and green tomato's.

Just explain what is Guido, acerbic wit, love of white claw, use of applicable racial slurs and Discord username. I have no clue what that is about? But you got me curious.

But I like Anima or Anime. Mind me I am old school. For the Cheeto's find some other member my preference are potato chip's and Peanuts covered with flavored starch.

"Take a walk at the wild side"
 
emkee_reinvented said:
Wtf. That was the first thought I got but welcome thistinyspark
. There are no race's btw. Humanity is one kind which comes in all forms and color's afaik (as far as I know). Like red, yellow and green tomato's.

Just explain what is Guido, acerbic wit, love of white claw, use of applicable racial slurs and Discord username. I have no clue what that is about? But you got me curious.

But I like Anima or Anime. Mind me I am old school. For the Cheeto's find some other member my preference are potato chip's and Peanuts covered with flavored starch.
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Hi! Thank you! I'm horrible at introductions and don't really like talking about myself (contrary to my tone) so this post may or may not have been helpful...
Still on the learning curve of what language is acceptable because I come from a different upbringing apparently, as far as I'm concerned we're all human and we all suck.
In response to your questions (in order):
Guido- is another user and one of my favorite people
Acerbic: [adjective] sharply or bitingly critical, sarcastic, or ironic in temper, mood, or tone.
Wit: a talent for banter or persiflage
White Claw: If I drink, I prefer to drink white claw: a quite popular alcoholic seltzer
Applicable racial slurs: I find racial epithets and slurs funny, especially when employed in an ironic way. I rarely mean any offense, however, I have been instructed by the rules and moderators not to use them on these forums and I accepted.
Discord Username: the name I use on Discord.
 
thistinyspark said:
Hi! Thank you! I'm horrible at introductions and don't really like talking about myself (contrary to my tone) so this post may or may not have been helpful...
Still on the learning curve of what language is acceptable because I come from a different upbringing apparently, as far as I'm concerned we're all human and we all suck.
In response to your questions (in order):
Guido- is another user and one of my favorite people
Acerbic: [adjective] sharply or bitingly critical, sarcastic, or ironic in temper, mood, or tone.
Wit: a talent for banter or persiflage
White Claw: If I drink, I prefer to drink white claw: a quite popular alcoholic seltzer
Applicable racial slurs: I find racial epithets and slurs funny, especially when employed in an ironic way. I rarely mean any offense, however, I have been instructed by the rules and moderators not to use them on these forums and I accepted.
Discord Username: the name I use on Discord.
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While we were one of the last one's to quit slavery. The Dutch.

It just recently occured to me it was not that long ago that my ancestors were some sort of slave's. And after that we kept going enslaving any soul we could enslave. To explain my reaction.

Afaik we are still slaves, well kept slaves work harder!
 
emkee_reinvented said:
While we were one of the last one's to quit slavery.

It just recently occured to me it was not that long ago that my ancestors were some sort of slave's. And after that we kept going enslaving any soul we could enslave. To explain my reaction.

Afaik we are still slaves, well kept slaves work harder!
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Correct!
I am Mexican and Native, If we're talking oppression I get it. I choose to laugh instead of cry about it...but everything is funny to a bea, er, Latino...Latina? Latinix? :)
We are all victims of us v. them class warfare. I get up every day and go to a job I hardly care for in order to feed the machine (hopefully changing that fact TODAY). One day we shall overcome.
 
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thistinyspark said:
Correct!
I am Mexican and Native, If we're talking oppression I get it. I choose to laugh instead of cry about it.
We are all victims of us v. them class warfare. I get up every day and go to a job I hardly care for in order to feed the machine. One day we shall overcome.
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Would you believe me if if I tell you I am getting paid monthly without a job.

That is my situation. Not that i am lazy or disabled. Its a system and once your locked in a certain position that can happen. Btw that system got me in this situation. Would I get a job I would probably have less cash. As I would loose a lot of benefit's.

This was not a planned choice but just the facts.
 
emkee_reinvented said:
Would you believe me if if I tell you I am getting paid monthly without a job.

That is my situation. Not that i am lazy or disabled. Its a system and once your locked in a certain position that can happen. Btw that system got me in this situation. Would I get a job I would probably have less cash. As I would loose a lot of benefit's.

This was not a planned choice but just the facts.
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Id like to learn how!
 
thistinyspark said:
Id like to learn how!
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Move over to the Netherlands or Holland we are called the Dutch. Confusing shit. Get a dr., that behind your back without your knowledge, inform's the unemployment agency you are a luny. ( or with your knowledge, but that seems highly unlikely)

That is what happened to me. Don't get into welfare as that is a hell as far as I know.
 
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emkee_reinvented said:
Move over to the Netherland's. Get a dr., that behind your back without your knowledge, inform's the unemployment agency you are a luny. ( or with your knowledge, but that seems highly unlikely)

That is what happened to me. Don't get into welfare as that is a hell as far as I know.
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Been there, fucked that up. Don't think they'll let me into the Netherlands, not that I wouldn't be an awesome addition, but due to my inability to attain a passport or visa.
 
thistinyspark said:
Been there, fucked that up. Don't think they'll let me into the Netherlands, not that I wouldn't be an awesome addition, but due to my inability to attain a passport or visa.
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Confirmed, within EU country's migration is possible. From outside not so, except when you have a plan and the degree's.

Even country's that are bound to the Schengen agreement https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schengen_Agreement are in fantasy a place I could go to. But in reality its probably not that easy. Moving from one state to another relating to American terms, within Holland. Was like a once in a live time opportunity. We call them provincie's.

Btw would you wanna leave Mexico, your place of birth I am thinking?
 
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