Game Haiku Train!

[Shambles]

Talkin to you, Trump
Did you know your name means “fart”?
Brit slang for the win

 

[streaM Freak]

Brit slang for the win
Propane to start the barbi'
Cocaine to party

 

[Ki3ly]

lol


Cocaine to party
Biochemical Hijack
Hope is the New Dope

 

[streaM Freak]

Hope is the New Dope
Pass chill-pills by the handful
Calmness but conscious

 

[Ki3ly]

( am i in trouble )

Calmness but conscious
Very interesting too
Nothing will happen



Edit : I almost forgot to ^ heart you

 

[streaM Freak]

Nothing will happen
Not even a single thing
Not a god damn thing

 

[Ki3ly]

Not a god damn thing
Forty days of smoke and smog
Toxic shiny Slick

 

[jasperkent]

Toxic shiny slick
Exuding noxious gases:
Trump's America

 

[Ki3ly]

Trump's America
And The Old Hippiebilly
I'm surviving too

 

[streaM Freak]

I'm surviving too
When feet in past and future,
Pissing on today.

 

[Ki3ly]

Pissing on today
National Quit Lying Day
We have A Spwerker

 

[unodelacosa]

We have A Spwerker
A twerker motherferker
Who goes berserker

 

[Chaurus]

Who goes beserker
No crying at our disco-
-theque, man! Are you mad?

 

[Ki3ly]

-theque, man! Are you mad?
A cosmic exorcism
I'm losing my shit

 

[streaM Freak]

I'm losing my shit
Lost control of my bowels
It's all coming out

 

[Shambles]

It’s all coming out
Here’s a salmon, there’s a trout
Fish all the way down

 

[Chaurus]

Fish all the way down
Roman Polanski's Chinatown
best movie ever made?

 

[Shambles]

Best movie ever made?
Mmm, debateable at best
He did fuck kids though

 

[Chaurus]

He did fuck kids though
Only one I should think now
Were there more?

 

[Shambles]

They kids, were there more?
Does it really matter though?
Noncery 4l life

(fix’d for syllables… brok’n for grossness)