Game Haiku Train!

[kiely]

Red wine reduction
Drop a spoon Pick up a fork
Cherry toast Good smoke

 

[unodelacosa]

Cherry toast Good smoke
Space Ghost Coast To Coast, hood folk
They know how banks roll

 

[jasperkent]

They know how banks roll:
Bailouts, corporate welfare.
Poor kids? Outa luck!

 

[kiely]

Poor kids? Outa luck!
Turbo cancer. Schmuck and Cuck.
Psychopathic Phuk.

 

[streaM Freak]

Psychopathic Phuk
Get gaped with a baseball bat
And say you love it

 

[unodelacosa]

And say you love it
Pretend to care, but inside
Brooklyn Bridge swan dive

 

[streaM Freak]

Brooklyn Bridge swan dive
The thought it takes to realize;
To see through healed eyes

 

[jasperkent]

To see through healed eyes
The world in true clarity
Out of shock, I blink

 

[streaM Freak]

Out of shock, I blink
Shades of gray cover the sky
Or I'm color blind

 

[kiely]

Or I'm colored blind
The Jupiter line feels good
And say you love it

 

[streaM Freak]

And say you love it
Twisted, chopped and screwed music
High school massacre

 

[jasperkent]

High school massacre
In the Land of Liberty
Second Ammendment!

 

[kiely]

Second Ammendment !
One Two Three Four. Get back up.
I am out the door.

( I wrote that at 12:34 )

 

[unodelacosa]

I am out the door.
My body lies on the floor
Above, my mind soars

 

[streaM Freak]

Above, my mind soars
As I lay here, on the floor
Self defecating

 

[unodelacosa]

Aw come on, must you
Reply to your own haiku?
I had this on deck:

Self defecating
Turns out laxatives are not
the friend I needed

Going nowhere fast
Haiku around here don't last
Drop lines, hit the gas

 

[kiely]

Drop lines, hit the gas
Lit imagination there
Hellbent Represent

 

[streaM Freak]

Hellbent represent
We do not take offense, we
Wrap ourselves some pres'nts (presents said quickly to be 1 syllable)

 

[streaM Freak]

Wrap ourself some pres'nts
Phony collars make me burst
Murder in the first

 

[kiely]

Murder in the first.
Boop that big fat Booty. Eww.
Oooopa Loompa. Woo !