Game Haiku Train!

[streaM Freak]

Utterly certain
A romantic comedy
About cows in love

Too much adderall
But not enough heroin
Fentanyl is dumb

Sup. Haiku train we use the last line of the most recent post

Fentanyl is dumb
It puts me right on my bum
So to each their own

I'll go off @unodelacosa

About cows in love
The farm food chain understands
Hopes milk won't spoil

 

[streaM Freak]

Shit my bad.

Hopes milk won’t fail is only 4 syllables? Or am I dumb?

I guess depends on your accent, but my "spoil" is two

 

[streaM Freak]

Shit you're right I just asked AI @PenguinWithNapalm

About cows in love
The farm food chain understands
Hopes their milk won't spoil

 

[PenguinWithNapalm]

Hopes their milk won’t spoil
But the cow has great utters
So let that milk spray

(Sorry everyone it’s my first time)

 

[Shambles]

So let that milk spray
Humping will precede pumping
Avoid cracked nipples

 

[kiely]

Avoid cracked nipples
It's like hey U know I mean.
Yada Yada yO.

 

[streaM Freak]

Yada yada yo
When I smoke I hit it slow
Lifted for the show

 

[kiely]

Lifted for the show
resilience and compromise
Deep cultural roots

 

[streaM Freak]

Deep cultural roots
Exposed to the tides of time
Washed up and washed out

 

[PenguinWithNapalm]

Deep cultural roots
Exposed to the tides of time
Washed up and washed out

Washed up and washed out
fading stars we truly are
world starts over

 

[Shambles]

World starts over
First it’s a whimper, then BANG!
Then back again: CRUNCH!

 

[kiely]

Then back again: CRUNCH!
Fall off the moral coil
Probability

 

[Shambles]

Probability
What happens in Vegas stays
The house always wins

 

[PenguinWithNapalm]

The house always wins
House says Vicodin wins more
Watch too much TV

 

[streaM Freak]

Watch too much TV
Only good to check the pulse
"Symptoms include: death"

 

[Shambles]

“Symptoms include: death”
Diagnosis equals: life
A zero sum game

 

[kiely]

A zero sum game
It's a cookbook in the vent
Twisted true intent

 

[PenguinWithNapalm]

Twisted true intent
The evils of the world
Multiply and grow

 

[kiely]

Multiply and grow
This order doesn't seem right
Poetic vulgarity

 

[jasperkent]

Poetic vulgarity
Contains seven syllables
Like the man from Nantucket