Game Haiku Train!

[unodelacosa]

King in his corner
Count him out; he's a goner
Disgraced dishonor

 

[Chaurus]

My ass is quite sore
'cause I am a gay butt-whore
When I drink I snore

 

[streaM Freak]

My ass is quite sore
'cause I am a gay butt-whore
When I drink I snore

Nice

Haiku "train" is like chain game - last line used in next posts first line.

When I drink I snore
You'll have to knock on the door
Or yell your lung out

 

[Chaurus]

Sorry. Didn't understand.

Or yell your lung out
I am a teapot this is
My snout, in-out

 

[kiely]

My snout, in and out
Sugar and Grease oh puts me
Oh at so much ease

 

[Chaurus]

Oh at so much ease
Slide it in veteran please!
Cookies, cream and cheese

 

[Shambles]

Cookies, cream and cheese
All mixed together puh-leeze
Because I am gross

 

[Chaurus]

Because I am gross
I comb my hair with two hoes
Nothing is even close

 

[Shambles]

Nothing is even close
Not even when it’s touching
Physics innit, see

 

[streaM Freak]

Physics innit, see
We only know gravity
It's a tragedy

 

[Chaurus]

It's a tragedy
The Beegees know agony
Cocaine extacy

 

[streaM Freak]

Cocaine extacy
Jammed up the best of me, drop
The needle disposed

 

[Chaurus]

The needle disposed
The Seagull exposed her
The radio played Cher

 

[jasperkent]

The radio played Cher
But I think Cher played Sonny
In the end, tree wins

 

[jasperkent]

In the end, tree wins
Is what's known as a callback
In a standup set

 

[streaM Freak]

In a standup set
My chair can go up the stairs
Grandma's special sauce

 

[Shambles]

Grandma’s special sauce
Was what grandpa called it whilst
She gargled his balls

 

[unodelacosa]

–.– This thread just gets classier. Who doesn't want to start a haiku with the high-brow sophistication and deep poetry of a line like this?:

"She gargled his balls"

That is some real Jack Kerouac / Sylvia Plath-type shit right there, ya know? I'm sure Matsuo Bashō and Kobayashi Issa would regard this work highly

 

[kiely]

–.– This thread just gets classier. Who doesn't want to start a haiku with the high-brow sophistication and deep poetry of a line like this?:



That is some real Jack Kerouac / Sylvia Plath-type shit right there, ya know? I'm sure Matsuo Bashō and Kobayashi Issa would regard this work highly. Complex stuff

She gargles his balls
Just because of all the sqauls
And six warning points

 

[unodelacosa]

And six warning points
Prophecies in the night sky
Still in infancy