Game Haiku Train!

[jasperkent]

Same cheese, same mouse wheel
And if you win the rat race
You're still a damn rat

 

[unodelacosa]

You're still a damn rat
Said the flea to the house cat
Rocks thrown, glass house mat

 

[Shambles]

Rocks thrown, glass mouse mat
PC Master Race broke up
But they’re still Steaming

 

[SoCalShordie]

But they’re still steaming
My past selves, underneath a
Midnight desert moon

 

[unodelacosa]

Midnight desert moon
Crescent pleasing baffoons; soon
Hypothermic doom

 

[SoCalShordie]

Hypothermic doom
Old friend, warm and familiar
Don’t you remember?

 

[jasperkent]

Don't you remember?
No, I do not recall much
I have drain bamage

 

[unodelacosa]

I have drain bamage
Or Dain Bramage; ask Dave Grohl
Before Nirvana

(admittedly, ↑ this is a shitty Haiku; sorry in advance…)

 

[jasperkent]

Before Nirvana
There's dukkha and samsara
Till liberation

 

[unodelacosa]

Till liberation
Civil disobedience
End prohibition

 

[jasperkent]

End prohibition
The laws are more harmful than
The drugs themselves are

 

[Shambles]

The drugs themselves are
Mostly harmless, Hitchhiker,
Thanks for all the fish

 

[unodelacosa]

Thanks for all the fish
So long to the restaurant
At galaxy's end

 

[jasperkent]

At galaxy's end
The answer is forty-two
But what's the question?

 

[kiely]

But what's the question?
Here I shat broken hearted
The dirty john flush

 

[jasperkent]

The Dirty John flush
Beats a Filthy Mary straight
But Royal Trash wins

 

[kiely]

But Royal Trash wins
With a Weenie in the Bun
Romance Fraud is Fun

 

[jasperkent]

Royal Trash wins

When I wrote that, I immediately thought of the last election.

 

[kiely]

When I wrote that, I
Thought Power is external
Strength is from within

 

[unodelacosa]

Strength is from within
Treachery is from below
Death is from above