Game Haiku Train!

[unodelacosa]

Lock the asylum
Jeanpauldash says so, tell him
Joker freed Bedlam

 

[Illyria99]

Joker freed Bedlam
Superman is a wanker
Winter Soldier rules

 

[unodelacosa]

Winter Soldier rules
Vineyard suffering the fools
Who never wake up

 

[Jeanpauldash]

Who never wake up
Lifted my head so heavy
But the hole was through

 

[Shambles]

I came for Blue Light
Found pale existence thereof
But I will persist

 

[Jeanpauldash]

But I will persist
Pushed through the skull like candy
Try the crane machine

 

[Shambles]

Try the crane machine
It will cheat you frequently
Don’t they all? Facts, yo!

 

[unodelacosa]

Don't they all? Facts, yo!
Pinkman's cooking a batch, so
"Gatorade me, bitch!"

 

[Shambles]

Gatorade me bitch
Said the redneck to the bitch
How’s the meth working?

 

[unodelacosa]

How's the meth working?
Succinctly: with much aplomb
Use as directed

 

[Jeanpauldash]

Use as directed
Sleep every three days all day
I am a doctor

 

[Illyria99]

I am a doctor
Not a proper one, it's true
I self medicate

 

[Shinji Ikari]

(Just to get me subscribed)

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[Jeanpauldash]

Refrigerator
Not a big deal when you vomit
It's isn't funny

 

[kiely]

This isn't funny
Just a friendly Reminder !
Last Sentence First Please ?

 

[Illyria99]

Last sentence first please
Follow the yellow brick road
Magical abode

 

[unodelacosa]

Magical abode
Apothecary at home
Uptown/downtown stone

 

[Jeanpauldash]

Uptown/downtown stone
Landscape a home for a cat
Are their paws happy

 

[Illyria99]

Are their paws happy
Cats are the absolute best
But they are sneaky

 

[Jeanpauldash]

Not sneaky, discreet
Private beans and private lives
Where do thier beans go