Game Haiku Train!

[Jabberwocky]

Tyres spin in the night
Skert skert, donuts for the cops
Catch me if you can

 

[BK38]

Catch me if you can
I am a chameleon
Both the shade and light

(That haiku you hmmed of mine @Madness was a reference to Mercury being used with felt to produce hats, the producers of which would become "mad as a hatter" from mercury poisoning. The caterpillar ref which ties in is a ref to Alice and wonderland where the caterpillar offers guidance to Alice in Wonderworld)

 

[Jabberwocky]

Both the shade and light
Grey all matching im dashing
Mixes we're mashing

 

[BlossomsBlooming]

Mixes we’re mashing
Do people dance anymore
Let’s feel free again

 

[Jabberwocky]

Let's feel free again
Unplug your television
Then take off your clothes

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Then take off you clothes
Safety first
Please deepthroat my cock

 

[Jabberwocky]

Please deepthroat my cock
Please oh please
Please deepthroat my cock

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Please deepthroat my cock
Fucking slut
Almost bit my cock

 

[unodelacosa]

Almost bit my cock
My rooster's taking boosters
Goosed her caduceus

 

[Jabberwocky]

Goosed her caduceus
Hucking loogies with mucus
Alohomora

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Alohomora
Open door
This is metaphor

 

[Jabberwocky]

This is metaphor
Let me guess
Schizo loves his sex

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Schizo loves his sex
Its more like obsession
Tis; Sex and the Zion

 

[Jabberwocky]

Tis; sex and the Zion
City of moans and hot loads
Everyone gets some

 

[neophyte raccoon rezistor]

Everyone gets some
Shakedown Street is where it's at
Green eggs, cat in hat

 

[unodelacosa]

Green eggs, cat in hat
Dr. Seuss is back, bet that
Can't cancel The Cat

 

[neophyte raccoon rezistor]

Can't cancel The Cat
Little Moe's formaldehyde
Never smoke bat crap

 

[Jabberwocky]

Never smoke bat crap
In the dark I know its hard
To know what you grabbed

 

[unodelacosa]

To know what you grabbed
Or know what you love, let go
Don't look back; just flow

 

[neophyte raccoon rezistor]

Don’t look back; just flow
Not a sailboat, have to row
On green, time to go!