Game Haiku Train!

[Jabberwocky]

Browsing internet
FBI open up bitch!
what did I do wrong?

 

[TheLoveBandit]

Cut hands off in spite
Makes juggling difficult
So many talents

 

[Schizopath]

So many talents
Please come sit on my sofa
Different planet

 

[BK38]

Browsing internet
FBI open up bitch!
what did I do wrong?

You're still missing the "train" bit of the haiku dude. Pls use the last line from the previous Haiku to begin your Haiku. There, I answered your question.

 

[BK38]

Different planet
Alien territory
Phazer set to toast

 

[Schizopath]

Phazer set to toast
Cant live without tremolo
Wah wah existance

 

[Schizopath]

Wah wah existance
What she said
Machiavelli

 

[BK38]

Machiavelli
Reading is the art of war
Empire state of mind

 

[Quickfixgrrl]

Empire State of mind
Where is my mind, hard to find
I am going blind

 

[BK38]

I am going blind
Capitalist cataracts
Money hungry fool

 

[Schizopath]

Money hungry fool
Veni vidi and vici
Capital of ass

 

[BK38]

Capital of ass
Ruler of porcelain thrones
Feces overlord

 

[Jabberwocky]

Feces overlord
Covered from head to toe nail
I wipe thoroughly

 

[BK38]

I wipe thoroughly
Madness' browser history
Who knows what terrors lurk there

 

[Jabberwocky]

Who knows what terrors.
Insufferable penis.
Blend reality.

 

[BK38]

Blend reality
Mixing sleep dep and high hopes
Welcome to my world

 

[RareForm]

Welcome to my world
Splendid whirl of quarrel abound
Swirling gaining ground

 

[Jabberwocky]

Swirling gaining ground
Rises around my mushrooms
I am a wizard

 

[Jabberwocky]

I am a wizard
A-bra-ca titty twister
Grab life by the horns

 

[TheLoveBandit]

Grab life by the horns
Try steering the beast a bit
Just on for the ride