Game Haiku Train!

[Schizopath]

Dont have one of those
Yo mister disc jockey man
That was a nice set

 

[TheLoveBandit]

That was a nice set
Look, don't touch
Co-ed's sun bathing

 

[Jabberwocky]

Co-eds sun bathing
Ed's Corp too
Lunch break on the beach

 

[extropy]

Way to get too fat
you're speaking with the master
belly conquers all

 

[BK38]

Melodies matter
Hear the colors of the wind
Tune in, Drop out man

 

[Jabberwocky]

The biggest lie - four
Make's much sense
Joking, it doesn't

 

[BK38]

Joking, it doesn't
Increase penis size my man
Dicks for Harambe

 

[BK38]

I want pies instead
What's the filling my good sir?
Existential angst

 

[TheLoveBandit]

Existential angst
Tormented soul, forever
Wait, I'm atheist

 

[Quickfixgrrl]

Wait, I'm atheist
Join us, it's the tastiest
Knowledge for your soul

 

[BK38]

Knowledge for your soul
Dine on mixed batter of grey
Matter and life man

 

[Jabberwocky]

Matter and life man
There is a thing called going
Too deep - nowhere fast.

 

[Quickfixgrrl]

Too deep - Nowhere fast
Standing up, my shadow's cast
Still waters run deep

 

[BK38]

Still waters run deep
Surface tension, tempest brews
Calm belies the storm

 

[BK38]

Strawberry jelly
Is what your brain is made of
You shit spouting fool

 

[Quickfixgrrl]

Ahahahahaha

 

[Quickfixgrrl]

Ahem. Sorry.

You shit spouting fool
Put down the pipe you ain't cool
A box short of tool

 

[TheLoveBandit]

Spanner snorkel ting
Unique problems usually
Require unique tools

 

[BK38]

To say I'm the best?
Is true for me, but not you
You're a Haiku noob

 

[vitriolx]

You will shrivel down
In Ohio
I do not think so