Game Haiku Train!

[nuttynutskin]

Fucking hell buffet
As I lift back the duvet
Revealing dismay

 

[Jabberwocky]

Revealing dismay
I open her legs to lay
madness does not play

 

[BK38]

Madness does not play
Sadness is just joy concealed
More is not enough

 

[TheLoveBandit]

More is not enough
Alas, less would be too much
Conundrum, indeed

 

[nuttynutskin]

Trying to read books
Getting very nasty looks
Relying on hooks

 

[TheLoveBandit]

Relying on hooks
Fishermen
The struggle is real

 

[BK38]

The struggle is real
Hungover
My brain, it fizzles

 

[Jabberwocky]

My brain, it fizzles
Mary Poppin's umbrella
Don't want short circuits

 

[TheLoveBandit]

Don't want short circuits
Cheesy Sci-Fi comedy
Number five alive

 

[BK38]

Johnny or Jackson
Perhaps Mumbo Number Five
Pent-up penta thoughts

 

[Jabberwocky]

@BK38 - use the last line of the poster above.

Pent-up Penta thoughts
Your mother now has four holes
Quad-drill lateral.

 

[BK38]

@madness00 I thought if I maintained the theme it was ok?

Quad-drill lateral
Your mum takes four dicks a go
Chore sucking crack hoe

 

[Jabberwocky]

Chore sucking crack hoe
Chore boy stuck in her shooter
Let me get the push

 

[TheLoveBandit]

Let ME get the push!
On my mark!
Oh great what a fucking pal

5-3-7?

adapting...

Oh great what a pal
Borrowed money, paid back...but...
He stole my girlfriend

 

[Jabberwocky]

He stole my girlfriend
I stole the keys to his Benz
I'll call it even

 

[cduggles]

I'll call it even
My name used to be Steven

EDIT
Just realised my mistake, very sorry, am distressed and will probably* resign from thread. Sorry everyone.

Relax, relax author. You are welcome here. (I completely derailed this thread once unintentionally. Stuff happens!)

 

[nuttynutskin]

I'll call it even
My name used to be Steven
But now it's just Bob

FIFY

But now it's just Bob
Because I'm now in the mob
Acting like a knob

 

[Jabberwocky]

Acting like a knob
Opening doors is my job
Your place I will rob

 

[BK38]

Your place I will rob
Cop and steal, steal and cop more
Palindrome junkies

 

[nuttynutskin]

Palindrome junkies
Sounding all sorts of funky
Show me the money