Game Haiku Train!

[TheLoveBandit]

Tell me youll kill me
With Chianti and Fava
Beans. That sounds so nice.

 

[BK38]

Beans. That sounds so nice.
Doing X with Hannibal
Epicurean

 

[TheLoveBandit]

Epicurean
Drop some acid and candyflip
Abracadabra

 

[BK38]

Abracadabra
Drugs are my accessories
All dolled up and fucked

 

[BK38]

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Could have had chips or apple
Er er no.
WEll ha ha ha ha ha he

Haikus are in the form of 5, 7, 5 or 5, 3, 5 syllables. As in the first and last lines will always be 5 syllables and the middle line will either be 3 or 7.

Well ha ha ha ha
Your grasp on haikus is poor
Please note the format

 

[Jabberwocky]

Please note the format
Four mats on your face - post it
Get burned and toasted

 

[BK38]

Get burned and toasted
I'll turn you into carbon
Some are moths to flame

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Some are moths to flame
Position of power
So totally sane

 

[BK38]

So totally sane
Crazy times
Lost leading the lost

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

So totally sane
Please do not believe the hype
Cause Im just that type

 

[BK38]

Cause I'm just that type
Unique soul
Me, myself and I

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Me, myself and I
That was fucking brilliant
Strongest archetype

 

[BK38]

Strongest archetype
Is one unbound by their role
The best type is none

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

The best type is none
Dont exist
Is action too pure

 

[BK38]

Is action too pure?
Better than inaction's taint
Pursuit of meaning

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Pursuit of meaning
No sleeping
Myself Im beating

 

[BK38]

Myself I'm beating
Mistakes I've made keep me up
I am my guilt's bitch

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

I am my guilts bitch
My straitjacket is too little
I am in limbo

 

[BK38]

I am in limbo
Stag-nation
Deer in the forest

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Deer in the forest
A caged dog
I do love passion