Neuroscience H. University

[CfZrx]

Is the future of Bluelight going to be scholastic!? An accredited online college specializing in harm reduction, drug synthesis, history of drugs, neuroscience of addiction, neuroscience of drugs and many more classes devoted to the science of drugs and related concepts?

Imagine being able to do your Masters and PHd studies right here! Clearly there are plenty of research studies to design to be utilized as labs and as fodder for research papers.

I can't wait!

What classes do you hope to see?

 

[CfZrx]

3 credit course ---> pharmacology of buprenorphine and methadone. Induction to buprenorphine from various opioids, the neurochemistry involved in PWDs.

 

[CfZrx]

4 credit course ----> Advanced rectal administration

 

[Rectify]

Metaphorically, Bluelight Is A University In Itself.

 

[CfZrx]

Metaphorically, Bluelight Is A University In Itself.

Who would our top professors be? Dr Chivago (not sure about spelling) could teach Heroin Synthesis for Dummies.

 

[MedicinalUser247]

@Skorpio Would be the top Professor. She's an actual Scientist.

 

[Rectify]

Like Sands Through The Hourglass, So Are The Days Of Our Lives.

 

[Rectify]

Humble, Texas.

 

[theslackernews]

Canna wait to b Theslackernews, BS {Bluelight Scientist}

 

[Rectify]

HAHVAHD UNI VER SITee

 

[CfZrx]

Great to see all the support! Let's get this college running guys! 100 comments on this thread earn you an Associate's degree! Yes your credits from other schools will transfer over to us!

 

[MedicinalUser247]

This Thread is a joke.

 

[CfZrx]

This Thread is a joke.

It won't be a joke when I have my PhD!!

 

[CfZrx]

Bluelight will transform into an accredited international corporation.

 

[CfZrx]

Who will be the professor of Behavioral Neuroscience?

 

[Ki3ly]

PP Corp. will announce that today Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and can be marketed by Cola companies as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible to literally pour oneself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call it a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Colas can market the new concoction with yet another name then, of: MOUNT & DO.


Can I get my everlasting degree then ...





Remember: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobies and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

 

[CfZrx]

Holy shit, that was a sick minute!!!

 

[CfZrx]

Are we going to have a physical education class? I think if everyone in the class joins on zoom, we can do this! I will teach this class. We will run, we will dance, and we will do pushups, planks, and more!

 

[CfZrx]

Student protest sit-ins must be scheduled 10 days in advance.