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Guys, what do you ejaculate into?

I usually ejaculate in the bathroom sink.

I had my biggest cumshot at age 15... I had been abstaining from masturbation for two weeks before that. When I then jacked off, I knew a big load of sperm was gonna come, and just for the heck of it, I blasted it right against the bathroom wall(that was over two meters away!). It's said that that men's ejaculation is most powerful at age 17, but mine was before that...

And just to say something unnecessary, when I was 15, my masturbation fantasies usually included the female teachers in my school and especially the school nurse...
 
Dtergent said:
A male I am acquainted with recently was having us over. And he had dried sperm splash marks all over his wall. He fessed up to blasting it on his wall beside the bed, being always too lazy to grab a shirt or clean up. It looked like he had lots of lonely nights. Next time we came around, he had finally cleaned it... For the first time in years.
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That is fucking gross.
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Wherever... I do not like to get on my self, generally... Anywhere else is fine.

I've noticed a few tweakers do the all over the wall thing... I guess I can understand, the amphetamine sex drive is pretty outrageous!
 
^ I had severe depression and I had diffuculties managing basic things like personal hygiene... I didn't wash my pillow for two years...
 
mr.buffnstuff said:
just onto the underneath of the desk im sat at in front of the class of children im teaching :/
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^^^ Funniest answer ever !! hahahahaha....


For me it's usually a double piece of Kleenex....

Otherwise if I really do feel like it - into my 'Fleshlight'

Google that shit... best fake vag ever which even feels better than the real deal sometimes...
 
If I'm flying solo, either toilet paper that goes right in the toilet or an old pair of skivvies that goes right back in the laundry bag, whichever is more convenient.

If it's an act of two souls intertwining, I let loose on her belly, take joy in a major achievement if I manage to hit a nipple, and wipe her off with a lotion-impregnated tissue.

Dtergent said:
A male I am acquainted with recently was having us over. And he had dried sperm splash marks all over his wall. He fessed up to blasting it on his wall beside the bed, being always too lazy to grab a shirt or clean up. It looked like he had lots of lonely nights. Next time we came around, he had finally cleaned it... For the first time in years.
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Achiwawa!8o
 
Jblazingphoenix100 said:
Ejaculate into my hand.

WHen I started masturbating I used to ejaculate on myself - just over my stomach...

I think this is a silly thread hahaha...but funny to see some of the crazy answers.
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When I started masturbating at age of 10 or 11, the amount of sperm I could produce was so small that it didn't really spray all over the place. It was just one drop that came out...
 
Man, I can't believe I forgot about making this. Pure gold.

Usually some old clothes for me. They're gonna get washed anyways....
 
some of these are gnar. not that I'm not a sexual deviant... usually I just do it with other people.

so...a tissue or my girlfriend.
 
What evers handy.. which isnt much cause i dont keep tissues in my room.. so:

snickers wrappers, empty cans, empty cigarette packs, dirty underwear, socks, chip bags.... pretty much anything that i can throw away afterwards.
 
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