Guys come up to me all the time . . .

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Guys come up to me all the time,

And they say to me,

LL!

You get laid ALL THE TIME!

How DO you do it?

Well, people of Bluelight,

I'm in a giving mood.

So I'll share my secret.

HANG OUT WITH ME!

Have a positive attitude.

AND HANG OUT WITH ME!

Take Mental Notes.

BUT MOST OF ALL,

HANG OUT WITH ME!

Cause I . . . will fuck you.

 

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I like this one as well.:D