Group Thread: Let's put the funny back in addiction!

[greywoodfoxhall]

As the title says, let's do it... Post your original drug related joke.

 

[greywoodfoxhall]

How are veins and girls the same?

If you try and hit on them every day, they disappear. But if you ignore them, they come around again.

 

[infectedmushroom]

People say I have problems with drugs. That may be true, but it's better than having problems without them.

 

[greywoodfoxhall]

Just to clarify, I meant "hit on them" as in using pick-up lines, not domestic violence....

Another joke, try and get the ball rolling on this...

What do the Irish call someone who dies of alcohol poisoning?

A light-weight.

(got that from a friend who lives in Ireland.)

 

[sirfranny]

this girl was in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!"

He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"

 

[blank_she]

true that