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Greatest quotes from trips

We were camping and my mate who is tripping on alot of E says "I'm away to look for bitches" and walks off..

Searched for him for about a hr.

Came back about 3hrs later and said "I HAVE SPOKEN TO ALLAH"
 
Me sat in my mates house feeling his leather sofa sat in my hoody with the hood up, i go to take it down and go "uh no, not ready to come out the hood yet" eventually i took it down, it was like a security thing, we laughed a lot
 
I was really stoned the other night, sitting in a stationary car with a friend, who was also pretty stoned. I was saying anything that came to my head ( i dont remember all of it, it was all kinda connected somehow but these are the lines i remember from a sort of big long monologue ):

Me: "We have to go!!"
Friend: "Where?"
Me: "To the zepher balloon"
Friend: "What the fucks a zepher balloon??"
Me: "Shit i dunno."
Friend: "Is that like a Hindenberg."
Me: "Yea like a blimp i think. Damn that bloody Chilli Peppers song has made me change the word blimp to Zepher"
Friend: "Its a good song though."

Me: "Don't point your monacle at me you fuck!!"

Me: "Wow man, im ridiculously stoned. Listen to me, i dont even usually say ridiculously."



Another friend a few months ago: "White fluffy biscuits, filled with... PUFF!!!"
 
"dude the cars are shiny and we gotta find cracktoadintheroad"

ate 6 grams of shrooms on first time ever trying an sort of physcadelic. needless to say long fucked up night
 
So this is more of a waking up and groggy after finally sleeping at the end of it all...

Three of us passed out in a friend's trailer on the floor, savoring the warmth of 3 people under one blanket. I wake up with a *snarfle* (c'mon you've all snarfled awake) and get immediately pissed off when I find that I am alone on the floor under the blanket.


Me: Sons of bitches! It was okay when all of us were breathing this cat hair as a team, but I can't do it all by myself you assholes!!

(We had previously discussed that there was probably still cat hair and dander still ensnarled in the carpet from the previous owner's three cats and that it would suck if were allergic to cats because you'd be allergic to your floor)
 
Oh yeah...another one.

Me whilst trying to write something while inebriated:

Me: I can't even write legibly. Look! (pointing at paper full of scribblings)
Friend: Oh. Hmm.
Me: Lemme try this again. (I now think my new mission is to legibly write the word "legibly"...I manage to do it). Look there! I did it!
Friend: Holy shit! Not only can you write legibly, but you're writing in French! Le gibly! What the hell is a gibly? Is that French for giblets?
 
These are from the first time i tripped(also the hardest i've ever tripped)

At what I thought was the end of my trip, i kept telling my friends stuff like "I think i'm done tripping now. Yeah i'm definately done tripping. Seriously try and catch me tripping again." And then i'd end up saying something wierd or just getting confused and they'd be like you're definately tripping balls and i'd be like "Yeah, you caught me" except not in a funny way at the time I was actually angry that they caught me.
 
on shrooms:
"get in that sandwich!"
"the dudat came back"
"you look like james dean... on mushrooms"

on acid
friend"What the fuck"
me"the game show"

"what were we just talking about?"

"sconny billet"

on dxm
"everywhere i look something is happening"
 
"Time slows by"

"...and the music, it just leads right into it" - talking about the correlation between our conversations and the music answering our questions.

"Yo Vin, You're like a pathway back to the "real world" - sitting novice trippers
 
on acid for the first time smoking a joint: "I don't even know if I can smoke it or not, it's sparkling at me!!!"

To this day I'm still not sure if the joint was actually "sparkling" occasionally, or if it was just me.
 
on acid for the first time smoking a joint: "I don't even know if I can smoke it or not, it's sparkling at me!!!"
 
citames said:
on acid for the first time smoking a joint: "I don't even know if I can smoke it or not, it's sparkling at me!!!"

To this day I'm still not sure if the joint was actually "sparkling" occasionally, or if it was just me.
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haha thats funny! my smoke sparkled at me too my fiirst time acid, anything that moved sparkled for a little while - that was cool:D
 
brainiacthemaniac said:
I think the best quote I have ever heard while twacked with friends was:

"Putting a guitar solo on a shitty song is like, putting a pretty red ribbon on a turd."

A friend of mine said that....I didnt stop laughing for hours...
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hahaha ! ! !
one of the favourites
 
"Boppo me tolly, Vericon!"
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lmfao nice one ...

coz i never had a chance to try acid or shrooms yet, best quotes of me and my friends were on salvia mostly, wish we could speak smt humanic like most of u did:

-me on 35x salvia : "they a-a-a-aare comin towards me-e-ee like the gzjaaaartzje" (always hard for me to talk on salvia :P)

-my friend on salvia 20x: "thx god ive listened to Zigumar" (he couldnt remember who is zigumar lmfao)

-my friend on pot (first time) : "man i guess this shit made me paranoid, im waitin when my mom will be back to home but she is overseas i just noticed" (forgot to tell him paranoia effects)

-me on 2 bottle dxm syrup: "look. theres a comet. shit. there are. a lot of comets. i guess. they are dancing. between other stars." (took me 10 secs to realize they are not comets and another 30 secs to tell my friend they are moving)
 
tripping on real fucking good acid jogging on the sidewalk downtown....

friend: "town smells like wood!..." *starts going across the street*

Me: *stops jogging and say to myself * "... damp wood.." *starts jogging across the road to follow my friend"

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Me and some friends on Microdot....

Friend1 starts chasing me and Friend2 up stairs into a room.
Then i start to chase Friend1 and 2 into the bathroom.
Friend2 starts to chase me and friend 1 into another room.
Friend1 says, "WAIT!..." *dead silence" "who's chasing who?"

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*everybody at once*
"RAF! RAF! RAF!" ........ haah dont ask.
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me and friend on acid in his room.

*me eating a mouthful of pretzels*
Me: "the pretzels are right woundy!"
Friend: "HAHAHHAHHA OH MY GOD HAHA MAN DEAD SERIOUS HAHA DID YOU JUST SAY WOUNDY? AHHA WHAT THE FUCK?"

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Until this day we still can't figure out why a friend of ours spent an entire 8 hours on acid not saying one word but constantly going OH! OH! OH! like in a deep voice like a dog...

Friend: "OH! OH! OH!"

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*Me looking up at the clouds on a beautiful day on microdot"
Me: *to myself* "wow.. swivel.." HAHA :)
 
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hehe... always wanted to try and recall a funny moment/quote from trips to post here... and remembered the time a mate of ours was sitting around the table and talked about his "inner penis"...

...to which I practically sprayed my coffee all over everybody from bursting out laughing... (I had just taken a mouthful, which is dangerous to do at all if he's around and trippin coz you never know what he's going to say next hehe)

Even to this day if I think about that very moment, no matter where I am (at work, on the train etc) I'll end up with a big smirk on my face trying not to laugh :D
 
my friend was rolling his ass off.

me- "what time is it?"
him- "time? time... it's like there is no time, just feeling."
me- "yeah... ok. you're rolling now im guessing"
him- "yeah i noticed that too when the walls were shaking"
 
Friend making sandwiches: Ok, if I remember correctly, peanut butter and jelly is a lot easier without all the acid
 
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