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Greatest quotes from trips

setting: small city in upstate, PA. 3 blers tripping face, just after sunrise...

random driver pulls up and says: hey, do you guys know where I can find a place to get coffee within a few blocks of here?

ME: <stares stupifyingly at driver, wondering why his car is vibrating like a cellphone and looking liquidy around the edges>

OTHER DUDE 1: "There goes that russian palace again"

OTHER DUDE 2: "I have no idea where this is right now, man, sorry."

CAR DRIVER: <gives us all very wierd look, and drives away>
 
Salvia

The first time I did salvia, which I hate, we were sitting in my car and my friend looks over at me and says, "There's two mushrooms." I asked him what he was talking about and he told me that my head and the steering wheel were both mushrooms. Also one time me and my other friend each ate an 1/8th of cubies and we were in his room and there was a noise and I said, "What was that?" and he goes, "It's death." Not sure if that seems funny or not but we both thought that we died and went to hell that night. It was fucked up and I wont be touching shrooms again for awhile.
 
"That was NINJA-COOL!"

"Wow, that chair prohibits the experiencing of all-encompassing universal understanding..." - Me, shortly after breaking a cheap plastic chair while trying to look at the stars on acid...

"I just flowed upstairs into that bucket."
"You mean the bin?"
"Yeah, it was all like, 'WHOA' and I flowed up the stairs in REVERSE! THAT WAS COOL!" - Me, later on that night
 
"Dude, you gotta obey social conventions...even while tripping on mushrooms."

To my friend who was fucked outta his mind, and accidentally called a girl a slut.

A few minutes later I walked into a wall. HARD.

Not too funny, but random.
 
Coming down off MDMA on a beach in Thailand, I looked over at a local dude and said to myself, "That's the sneaker god. I know because of his hare lip, which looks like the part of a sneaker that gets laced up. He was put here on this earth to guard the place where I buried my sneakers."

"I just want to open my face up really fucking wide and yawn the biggest yawn ever yawned." -- 1/3 of the way into a shroom trip, when I couldn't stop yawning and it felt annoying and pleasurable at the same time.

"I've decided my new favorite sport is walking around Times Square on drugs." (Self explanatory.)
 
Friends 1, 2, and 3.

1: Yo guys, that tree is on fire...
2: Shut up man it isnt on fire.
3: Man you are tripping.
2: Wait dude... it is on fire...
3: HOLY SHIT...
2: Well we need a fire extinguisher...
3: No, il wake the people up inside.
2: Call the fire department quick.
1: Fucking devil tree.

*Hysterical Laughter*

Turns out it was tinsel hanging from the tree.
 
"Lets order some chinese"
"Order some chinese to do what?"

(I was very, very hungry on an acid+pcp trip, the other guy was just fucked)
 
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Morrison's Lament said:
Whenever I take mushrooms I feel really really busy! Like there's something I should be doing - just finished doing - and need to do later...

It's weird - sometimes I even get really frustrated or even angry with the other people around me because no one is realizing how much time we are wasting when we could be "working". God only knows what I think we are going to accomplish tripping our asses off - but it feels like it's important =D

--- G.
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Ok I know like everybody has quoted this post, but I can just completely relate!!!!

The very first time I shroomed, it was a Sunday night, me and my cousin split an 1/8 and were just chillin at my house. Well it was all fun as good, but as i started coming down the mindfuck and the need to accomplish something starting driving me crazy.

*the two of us sitting on my couch*
Me: AHHHHHHHH I have to do something productive!!! *I run out of the room*
My Cousin: Dude wtf are you gonna do? Your trippin on Shrooms!!!
Me: .... My physics homework!!! Ill do my physics homework. I can understand the whole universe right now, physics will be no problem.

So I proceded to do a shit load of my Physics while trippin balls and ended up gettin an A on all of it.
 
Blue_Phlame said:
^ liar! you didn't quote that quote... that was from some movie i saw long time ago...
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Are you thinking of.....
"Im pretty hungry man, why dont we call up and order some chinese?"
"Yeah, but what are we going to order the chinese to do?"
?


I think thats old cheech and chong, but hey, at the time trust me, ripping off old movies wasnt our top priority.
 
One time my friend peed his pants on mushrooms when we were driving around and I told him it was "OK because you had only peed a teaspoon amount of pee."
 
My cousin pointing at my knees --> "Get those nuns out of this closet! im rolling balls they cant see me like this"
 
_high_life_ said:
"time is made of matter" while i was reall baked but the funny thing it kinda makes sence

control is all we have and without chaos there is no control but wat would it take to rid of the chaos and have peace?we would need instinct but we would lose our control. another really stoned moment of truth and this to makes lots of sence.
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Dude, what the fuck?
 
"Nope, no life forms...just scotch!"

--a dear friend said this one evening while on 3 LSD blotters...he was examining an old left out cup of Scotch from the night before and thought it was alive...
 
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