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Greatest quotes from trips

Just never interested me for the longest time. It wasn't till I began my reading of the forums here and what people had to say about it, that it peeked my interest.

My next foray into this will be to smoke when not on or haveing been on anything else, so I can have a pure experience with it.
 
Weed was the first thing I ever tried, and its kept me from smoking cigarettes to this day. It just tastes so much better and gets me high, unlike cigarettes which don't even give me a buzz (nicotine doesn't effect me for some reason) Weed is what I always have onhand, unlike all the other drugs which run out quickly and are expensive (and its so easy to grow your own!!) Its what gets me to sleep at night, its what helps me gain weight (as I only weigh 105 lbs due to my fast metabolism) it also helps my adhd because it slows down my hyperativity:D
 
I got one.

Last night, I was talking with my good buddy who was rolling pretty hard off some good pills, and he starts telling me about how he had to clean his car... explaining that he took of the wheel, and was cleaning the brakes and the suspension stuff... then all of a sudden he says something about a leaf blower, and I'm like "You used a leaf blower to clean your car?!" and he said, and I quote him, "yeah, vroom vroom with the leaf blower, yanno?" and then he giggles.

I laughed so hard for some reason, because it made me think of the times when I was rolling, and I'd just start saying things out of the ordinary like that, LoL

Good times good times
 
"YOUR FACE IS GREEN.. nevermind its just christmassy in here.. WOW its so christmassy here ive never seen so much christmas!"
 
on the ride home, coming down from lsd, my good friend blake looks my boyfriend in the eye and yells totally straight faced,
"Smells like Purple!"
he then proceeds to jab a Qtip deep in his ear and examine the blood. strange guy.
 
It was on weed, but still funny. ;)

Friend A, looking at my very ill dog: 'That dog is on its last legs!'

Friend B: Well it's not gonna grow new ones, is it?
 
At a house party where I had taken 2 euros and done some K and weed which all together for some reason made me trip pretty hard I got lost in the bathroom for an unknown amount of time(best guess is about 15min) on the way back to the house I passed my friend shawn(who had taken some good acid) outside. he was just leaning on the wall and staring at the stars. Conversation went pretty much like this:
Me- I got lost in the bathroom
Shawn- (looks at me)cool(starts staring at the sky again)

I just kept walking and went back inside
 
"I'm an elepahant and i have to go to school"(my mate when she did shrooms for the first time)

"Whats that tree doing there?" (me grabbing my mates leg and seeing him as a tree after taking about 10 MDA pills).
 
"If I was a jack-o-lantern...my head would be like BOOYA!!!!!!"*makes crazy hand motions* - lol my friend very very very drunk
 
Ninjetic said:
Weed was the first thing I ever tried, and its kept me from smoking cigarettes to this day. It just tastes so much better and gets me high, unlike cigarettes
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Exactly! The same for me too...I'm really glad I smoked my first joint before my first cigarette.

As for the quote, my friend said the best thing a couple of weeks ago whilst stoned and I remember saying "We HAVE to remember that, no matter what we forget"

I'll ask him =D
 
Last summer me and my a few of my friends always went to the river and camped for the whole weekend. There was this looooong road that was like 4 hours long of nothing but trees and stuff like that and we'd always go on that road and stop a few miles away from camp and smoke, then just ride until we were ready to go back. This one part reminded me of Austrailia for some reason because it looked like a safari..well anyway one day me and my friend had just got done smoking and we were going through the "sarfari" (oh yea I live in southeast missouri..) and there was a deer in the road and my friend starts freaking out and says "Holy shit it's a fucking tiger!" And I was like "No dude.....it's just a kangaroo" and it was a fucking deer. We stopped because she got scared and she said I swear for a minute I thought this was fucking Africa and I just saw a tiger...........it was weird because she thought that and I thought we were in fucking Austrailia and all it was was a kangaroo. Yeah I guess we were just stoned but it was soooo fucking funny
 
Oh yeah..another oen..one night I was trippin really hard off CCC's (yeah fuck you guys who thinks its stupid theyre fucking great unless you take them all the time) in the spare bedroom right by my parent's room and i was drifting in and out of sleep and I would fall asleep and start dreaming I was talking to my friend, and then I'd wake up and I'd see her there and just start talking to her like I was in my dream...then I'd realize I was awake and no one was really there. I dont even remember how I got upstairs. Then my friend called me so I went back downstairs and I was just staring into space in the pitch dark and I saw fucking Micheal Myers and he had his sword and he SWOOSHED it across the room...and I was just like "damn....i just saw micheal myers with a sword trying to kill me"
 
^ Good one :)


I got one this weekend from 3 hits of quality LSD.

Me: "Yo Willy. I've got a question, man. What is it about this state we're in right now, that is so different, or even different at ALL, from our normal state??"

(Willy thinks for a moment)

Willy: "Shit man... I seriously can't think of anything at all. That's quite odd."

I guess it's one of those "you had to be there" sort of things. I always enjoy asking LSD first timer's that question, because I've found I always get the same answer. It's just funny to see them realize there isn't a damn thing they can think of when they've got a head full of acid.

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john
 
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