Hehe, some great ones here.
I'll give u my contribution:
Trying to recite the alphabet whilst really really stoned
Me: "P"
D: "... Q"
Me: "... R"
D: "... Huh? it's Q - U - V"
Me: "No it's not, it's Q - R - S"
D: "It's Q - U - V"
Me: "I'm sure it's Q- R - S... hang on... maybe it is Q - U - V"
Another time
"Has that still got it's fucking wrapper on!?"
(this happened ten minutes after I gave my friend a Starburst "Sucks." The lolly was in his mouth... the wrapper was indeed still on).
The first time that I got really stoned
"Wow, that looks more 3D then usual!"
I'll give u my contribution:
Trying to recite the alphabet whilst really really stoned
Me: "P"
D: "... Q"
Me: "... R"
D: "... Huh? it's Q - U - V"
Me: "No it's not, it's Q - R - S"
D: "It's Q - U - V"
Me: "I'm sure it's Q- R - S... hang on... maybe it is Q - U - V"
Another time
"Has that still got it's fucking wrapper on!?"
(this happened ten minutes after I gave my friend a Starburst "Sucks." The lolly was in his mouth... the wrapper was indeed still on).
The first time that I got really stoned
"Wow, that looks more 3D then usual!"