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Great quotes while out - part III "If u cant say anything nice, make sure its funny!"

*Walks along the street with Schizo to the park*
Schizo: Ah kool...do you hear that music?
me: What music?
Schizo: Its really good...sounds like its comming from that house over there!
me: ha ha ha ha ha oh my god...what the fu**? thats a lawn mower!!!!!!!!
Schizo: Oh shit ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
LMFAO! Im sure I can think of heaps more *looks a Schizo and laughs*
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Actually Bunny, it was "Mastercard, its the future of coke!"
Here's one from Ruski:
Singing to the tune of "Uncle Fucker":
"Eat your fucking pills stupid raver!"
One from Mrs. Swifty:
"I feel like I am the floor!"I'm sure a few of you have been there... ;)
Oh yeah, another one, you could make up a whole starship-load of these:
One Green Honda: $35
1 litre of 1,4b: $200
Shooting your coke dealer in the knee caps when he doesn't come through with the goods: Priceless!
[ 30 April 2002: Message edited by: Tarsarlan ]
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These are more funny things I've seen happen, usually while on a bender.
Me and a mate, parked out the front of a night club and we've locked his keys in the car. He's pulling the window out trying to get a big enough gap for me to reach the keys. The window explodes, glass goes everywhere.
"Fuck, Did that really happen?"
Answer
"I don't know, I'm going back inside"
Whole trip home.
"Dude put the window up, I'm freezing"
Another night, same mate on a number of blue fish, and barrels.
Found him neeling next to an empty swimming pool trying to feel the water!
He lookes up and says,
"Man i'm fucked, I can't see a thing"
Laughed so hard I nearly died
This one is actually a bit of a worry, A mate of mine somehow ended up marching with the Anzacs on a sunday moring after a hard night in town. He was so fucked he rang his parents and told them he was marching with his granfather who's been dead for quite a few years now.
 
Damn you Tars, you posted all the one's i wrote down!
raverchik you might wanna edit your post, like Pleo was saying don't want to get those people who put on events in trouble.
 
[edit]PARANOID BLUELIGHTER ASKING FOR HIS NAME TO BE REMOVED[edit] (someone) after Sunny sitting in my kitchen:
"you can just feel.. SNIIIIFFF.. that its a good day to be a little fucked up"
"You must embrace it"
WHAT THA?
[ 04 May 2002: Message edited by: blufluffybunny ]
 
Me running up to Lazer Licker halfway through TT:
"OMG when did you change into hotpants?"
Of course, she'd been wearing them all night... I didn't understand why she was laughing so hard until much later.
 
Uttered from a certain someone last Sunday:
'It's a beautiful day to get fucked up.'
Shoot me if I miss quoted so you may get the corroner to edit my post.
 
Dante : "Wow look at those fire clouds" pointing to the smoke from a distant fire.
The sad thing is this was made on the uni steps on a normal day minus any substances at all, i guess that what makes it even more funny. :D
DJC*
 
doesn't that make life funnier...when you say things you would only say when you were fucked when you are straight?
like a child.
those are my favourite type of people.
:-)
 
This guy comes up to me while i was dancing at one of the clubs in sydney. this is the convo we had:
Him: can I share a secret?
Me: wot?
Him: Im on ecstasy!!!!
wot a classic. well duh, wasnt nearly everyone in that club on e?
 
The weirdest thing i have ever heard anyone say to me:
Miss Claire - 'Corch....youre so porn'
And Anna's classic comment to me when i frist said hi to her inside the event - 'Im havign trouble controling my animal attraction to DeeCee'
[ 13 May 2002: Message edited by: RobertRollie ]
 
new years day, on the way home, about 8 oclock
everyone has just hopped on board the train, its pretty full
and 'rob' yells out 'maaaan i'm SO scattered!'
everyone 'SHUT UP ROB!!!'
another 'you had to be there' quote, theres too many of them...
 
Anth, HAHAHAHA.
-sets the scene- Sitting at Poi's on Sunday morning, I'm lying in bed, DC's lying next to me, corch and stacy are sitting on the floor next to me.
Me (to DC) Get yer hand off my arse.
corch looks at his hand for maybe 2 minutes, absolutely baffled.
Corch (eventually) My hand's not really on your arse is it?
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All I really have to say is "loop" ;)
[ 14 May 2002: Message edited by: anna! ]
 
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