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Great quotes while out - part III "If u cant say anything nice, make sure its funny!"

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There was no need to remove the quote! Just the reference to where the quote was made... :)
And actually now I'm in rule making mode, I'll throw another one in... ;)
Please try to get the permission of the person you're quoting before posting it... it's only fair because most of what's said when out it pretty much considered "off the bluelight record". So the person who usually provides sound harm minimisation advice that was running around last weekend yelling about how fucked they are might not appreciate their rants ending up on the board.
Thing is though, I have no way of telling if permission has been granted, so it'll have to be up to the poster to make sure they respect the rights of those they are quoting. And if you find yourself quoted and don't want it up don't hesitate to email us and we'll remove it for you.
Thanks again... :)
[ 24 April 2002: Message edited by: Pleonastic ]
 
ruski: 'andy's world, andy's world'
pleo: pfft
probably said it before... it just seemed appropriate right now :)
 
GENASIRUS!!!
I didn't say it was BETTER than sex, I said it was a great substitute for sex cuz it fills the spot with someting warm.
Also I didn't even hear that 4 inches comment? I was too busy "enjoying" my soup hehehe ;)
 
from the most recent bluelight meetup, one which sprung forth:
hedonistic_angel - [sat outside a church] 'come in and pray or fuck off...'
:D
 
A friend of mine was having her second pill, in Canberra with her friends (had her first with me)
I was in Sydney.
I get a call at about 12.40am.
Russ, this is so cool, so cool, so cool.
I am having so much fun.
This is so fucking great.
What the fuck am I talking to you for?
Phone went dead.
God, I love newbies!!!!
 
I dunno my favorite has always been K9 at the infamous post utopia wreckovery...
'Why am I the only person fcuked up here? Dont you fucking people understand FREE?'
or, said by various people staring at an unopened carton with ISI in big letters on the side:
'...Fucking....who's is that? *awed stare*'
 
LMAO @ Russ' friend and K9.
I am certain i have said some amusing things whilst out and done some really stupid things too, just cant think of any at the moment...
 
<cupids^angel> coke? so u on the hard stuff then
<Genasirus> jah
<Genasirus> fanta
<Genasirus> sprite
<Genasirus> you name it, ive done it
<Genasirus> im a fucking demon of the soft-drink world
 
I don't think I've ever REALLY said anything funny while out. But there's been one sketchy as fuck moment where I did, totally out of the blue utter the words "Sex on the beach". While in a totally different conversation.
1,4b <-- Evil.
-plaz out-
 
this may have been posted on the first quote thread, but its funny enough anyway
:)
random munted dude: *points to pills* "what are they?"
friend: "theyre magnesium"
random munted dude: "are they locals?"
 
this is from a convo I completely butted in on at a recovery...
me to friend: Dont worry your not paraniod, no one is talking about you..
friend: But I dont do scientology
hehehehe
and also the story about Basketball, k, a bus, a fone, scoring and a driver... LMAO! :D
[ 29 April 2002: Message edited by: deeCee1 ]
 
Damn there were a shitload of funny ass comments on sat n sun...
See if i can remember a few..
Dialogue about the members of EuroForce (Defenders of the PLUR-niverse)
Roger RamGack: I'll just take my proton energy pill that gives me the power of 10 gackers for 10 hours
Evil-Muzza-Soldiers: (Stunned) Look at him... He's FUCKED!!!
Schizo: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! (Sonic boom causes soldiers to fly back at high speeds)
THCPuffNStuff: 7-11 Maaaasssssiiiivvveeee!!!! (Cue thousands of 7-11 employees comin out to beat up the soldiers)
Will_Rave: Its all gone *bloop* (turns into a pear)
..............................
Pekkie: Get some money out, theres an atm at the back..
*After five minutes of trying to get the card in the right way and accessing atm*
Me: I've forgotten my PIN
Schizo: How the fuck u do that??
Me: 3 days of recoveries after Marco on no sleep.
Schizo: Holy Shit dood..
Me: I'll try it again
*Tries exact same pin #, fails, tries again swapping two middle numbers of pin around, 5 Minutes later*
Me: Success!!!
Everyone: YAAAY!
Me: I'm so wrecked.
 
THCPuffNStuff: U forgot:
bllllleeeeeeerrrrgggghhhhh!!! *Lucas puking on the Evil-Power-Muzza Soldiers to finish them off*
hahahahaha!!!
There's HEAPS more but as THCPuffNStuff says, we wouldn't want to whore the thread too much...
F...
 
Swifty at XXXX's house after Rave O Lution....
"Mastercard, the new thing in COKE"
Well placed advertising after someone had just told us they paid for coke with their credit card.... :)
[ 30 April 2002: Message edited by: Pleonastic ]
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At the bush-doof:
FB1, looking soberley at the fire-twirlers
fb1: "I could do that you know"
me: "Sure you could tom, have another line of coke"
[ 30 April 2002: Message edited by: nickthecheese ]
 
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