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Great quotes while out... - part 2

(In the pool, tripping fairly hard, drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette)
"We are all part of society
We are all cogs and gears to make the world work properly
Who else would buy the psychadelic snakes alive lollies?"
(Some people I thought were going to implode after this from laughing so damn hard)
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(Theme to the show "ROLL HARD!")
Rolling Rolling Rolling
Keep those Ravers Rolling
Rolling Rolling Rolling
Roll Hard....... ROLL HARD!
 
Well Ive had this said to me 2 or 3 times past month...
innocent bystander listening to my crap: MY god, thats funny.. You should do stand up comedy.
ME: ha, I never liked that stuff and wouldn't do it
innocent bystander listening to my crap: But you've been doing it for the past hour or so to everyone here..
ME: Oh yeah, oh well. I work for a living.
 
In the Gatecrasher main arena, when I was off my guts, I do the following...
When a break in the music came up, I turned around and put my hands in the air and yelled "YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!"
Don't know why I did it, but I got a great reaction from everyone and heaps of stranger hugs.
 
While Roboing:
Queensmack Why the fuck are we crossing the road?
everyone else WTF? we haven't crossed it yet
ten mins later
Queensmack oh thats right i flew us acrosss the road... for free!
Kitty Be very very quiet... we're hunting robo
to shak while pointing at the weird ass house in front
Kitty be very very quiet... they're hunting trippers
Shak Kitty aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggh!
to shak while walking back to the house
Kitty i just had a really bad thought
Shak What?
Kitty what if we walk back in and find that he's killed kel
Shak freaks out
All of us:
Twinkle Twinkle little star
DXM is best by far
up above the stars shine bright
trippers run around all night
Twinkle twinkle little star
DXM is best by far
[ 11 December 2001: Message edited by: PsychoKitten ]
 
on the same night as above... a few hours into our robo trip...shak thinks he is a dog.
shak kitty take me for a walk on a leash,
kitty okay let me find one.
after a few minutes, while shak is crawling around on his hands and knees....
shak why are the lights on?
kitty i'm trying to find a leash
shak oh,
and also at the recovery from twisted
getupkid is doing a nang
"he nanged him on the head"
[ 12 December 2001: Message edited by: shak ]
 
Shak while on robo:
When I grow up I want to be elmo on a car and a chick can drive me around all day smoking a cigarette.
 
Whilst in the middle of a packed dancefloor i asked my friend for a lollie she had in those special zip pounches sewn into shirts.
After at least a minute and no lollie i turned back to see her still struggling with it to no avail. She then summed it up beautifully by screaming at me...
"I'm too FUCKED, i cant see how it works!"
Another friend who was devastated by how he looked following a big night stated in the mirror; "i wonder what i'd look like if i covered my eyes?"
He then proceeded to find out only to realise without a camera he couldnt see himself. (u had to be there)
And me: while rushing too hard at a festival i went to get changed in a little porter-loo. My hair looked shit and i was getting burnt. Unfortunately the speed which i was doing things caused me to put sunscreen through my hair and slap hair gel on my face. (it HURT!!)
When i got out all i could say to my perplexed friend was "I burnt my face".
 
My next door neighbour:
"You think I'm stupid, don't I?"
At which point I stared at him for a minute, then lost it :)
 
one day i realised where the word E-tard came from:
im peaking and being really silly and i turned to spook and said:
"im such a retard..like reeeeeeetarded like an EEeeeeee-tard"
and i thought i was like the first person ever to make that connection.
so funny.
 
Some after Break Fest in Perth:
Miss Flea at the afters:
"Brett ate all the nangs!"
Bunny, after him and me spent ages looking for his keys:
"Man... we didnt drive here!"
At which point we walked to the servo so noone else could tell what idiots we were :)
On IRC, 22 sleepless hours after break fest:
·primus· mmm
·primus· i just stared fetting babf echos
·primus· oops
·primus· nang i mean
·primus· i fucked that rigth up
·primus· i just started getting nang echos
·primus· im going to try sleep
·primus· good night
 
LSD adventures @ my place last night.. turned to friend and said "Man, you're off your fits"
Apparently I was trying to say 'face' and 'tits' at the same time. Acid hysterics followed. Probably something that's gonna stick next time we're out :)
 
Em @ my place: "Dude! I was rolling this way and then I could go that way and then that way" - waves hands in circles going different ways.
Me @ Frantic: "Purple Fucking LAMP!!! Yeeaah!!" Then realizing it wasn't being played.
G/F @ Home: "I loove this track! Oh, no I don't. No yeaah I do! I do! I love it!" - runs to dancefloor.
 
At the NYE/Day Wreckovery:
Kitty puts a kitten on Plazma's lap whilst he is k-ing
Plazma Get it off me it will steal the Ketamine
 
After 3 garfields acid tabs at a friends house the other week, my sock was half off and my foot was in some spilt water and i looked at my friend and told her that *i was drowning in a puddle of my own sock* fuck it was sooo funny i'm glad she wrote that one down.
[ 03 January 2002: Message edited by: tari_aja ]
 
I'd pay gold to be able to hear me spew it all out again, but I'll have to just leave it to Rach, BluFluf, Moocho, SuperBass, Dante and the rest at PoiMans day after SummaDayze to laugh at me about cus I cant remember a damn thing... skorry :)
Never, ever... *ever* been that messy in my life mohaha
 
Me and my brother, Duddy Gumnut, were in the trance room at Fusion.
Duddy: Imagine if Nanna was here.
Barney: She is.
Duddy: NRG floor?
Barney: Yep
Duddy: Was she dancing like this? (does silly dance)
Barney: Yep
Duddy: Bloody cokehead.
[ 04 January 2002: Message edited by: Barney Gumnut ]
 
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