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Utahrd

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I went to see my mom in rehab, and there's this other girl there who's really hot. And I found out that she asked my mom if she could have sex with me. which is awesome except for my not-so-great conversation/sex skills. she kind of lives like an entire state away, and I'm down, but I'm uncertain what to do other than fuck, honestly. still a great opportunity to get laid. there might have been a question in there. What should I do so at the very least I have some sex, or more than once, or something even better comes of it? this is probably laughable
 
Seriously? She asked your mum to have sex with you...? like just flat out like that? Lul. I mean it is your MUM... but.............euh...
Okay!
First.... Talk to her. Then ask her out. Then go with da flow.
 
^stop making fun of me! goddammit! respec my authorata! I know, weird, it's rehab rules or some shit, I don't understand it anymore than you. yup, not kidding, asked my mom "can I have sex with yo son?" str8 up, they went to rehab together. and I asked my mom "what did you say?!?" and she was like "I said no because you're too young!" and I was like "wait one goddamn second you mom woman! I might be half retrded but I remember that girl and she was 22 and I was 21 and so I call bullshit!!!"(I didn't say it exactly like that) but my mom said she would get her number. maybe thats what rehab does to people, theyre not allowed to have sex for months at a time.

MXE+Glenn Beck= too many of these? things???????
 
honestly, my mom is mormon, but she doesnt give a fuck cause she knows sex is a thing that living things do to keep living (also, she does not hate me)

sorry for my vulgar. its a thing I need to improve in the life.

feel free to laugh at my mormon, or get pissed, or what you do best
 
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GenericMind said:
Sounds like your mom sold you for a pack of smokes in the joint.




Mormons can't drink or do drugs, so they certainly can't be in rehab.
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She CAN be mormon, but she's not being a very good one, in that case.

... I'm still trying to believe that the woman asked your mom to have sex with you. If anyone ever asked to have sex with me without that person knowing me much, she would laugh and ask me to stay far away.
 
Meh. I'm going to close this. This is going nowhere and is probably just a troll. The OP and responses are dividing by zero.
 
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