God damn it.

[dextrous]

So SWIM ordered some phenazepam sometime a week ago.

Yesterday SWIM's package arrives by courier, not envelope (WHY???WHYWHWYWHY).

SWIM is at work, but SWIM's roomate/on-off girlfriend is home

The roommate answers the door to receive parcel, but realises the name on the parcel is totally wrong and sends it back along with the postie 8)

SWIM gets home and roommate tells him what a weird day she's had.

SWIM rages on the inside and dies a little bit.


What has happened to SWIM's parcel?

Is it forever banished in a lost and found box in the post office?

Was it returned to sender?

I cried last night. I cried for the first time in years.

 

[Jakeperson]

Ring the post office asap!

 

[dextrous]

Ring the post office asap!

All tell them what? My name is insert_fake_name_here? Won't they ask for ID if I need to go pick it up?

 

[silentangst]

Wow that sucks. Kill the roommate.

 

[headdah]

having more than 100 post count u should know by now here at bluelight we don't use no SWIM bulllshit yo.

and lol. maybe if ur lucky the parcel is still at the postie. good luck yo

 

[Jakeperson]

Just say it's for a friend and you're roomate didn't realise. It's worth a shot.