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Bluelighter
I think if I was going to plug alcohol, a foaming pint of ale would be quite far down the list of arse tipples. I'm sure it's quite soothing initially, but the last thing I want is a distended rectum from sheer volume of liquid and gaseous release. A dilute vodka would probably be the way forward. Don't think I'll be doing it any time soon though.

EADD.